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Is the bird app broken again?
May 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
This must be how being $6.1 billion richer feels
March 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“Siri, who is the most valuable sports franchise in North America?”
March 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I’m choosing… and I’m choosing to NOT be a fan of this “Mack Hollins” signing
Beggers can’t be choosers. Patriots, you have struck out at every turn with WRs. Go do what it takes to get Kupp while the price is cheap
March 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Beggers can’t be choosers. Patriots, you have struck out at every turn with WRs. Go do what it takes to get Kupp while the price is cheap
March 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The Heisman Trophy winner
Patriots fans, who's left on your offseason wishlist?
March 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
$20 mil a year for Justin Fields is certainly a choice
March 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Seahawks traded Geno Smith just to sign white Geno Smith
March 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Make Milton Williams your new Jeffery Simmons, Vrabs
March 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
ELIOT THAT SON OF A BITCH WOKE UP AND SNORTED 5 LINES
The Patriots have agreed to terms with ex-Eagle Milton Williams, per source.

New England makes a splash along its defensive line by adding the Super Bowl LIX champion.
March 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Listen up, DOGE boy…
a man is sitting in a chair with the words three strikes you out behind him
ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with the words three strikes you out behind him
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Carlton Davis as CB2 means…

WR1
March 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Thank you for waking up, Eliot. Now don’t you dare go back to sleep!
A big one per @tompelissero.bsky.social: The Patriots are signing Carlton Davis, who gets a 3-year, $60M deal with $34.5M fully guaranteed.
March 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Anyone saying the Patriots aren’t missing cause these are “overpays” does not deserve the right to complain. You can not expect to sign everyone to market friendly deals, especially when you’ve won 8 games in two years
March 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
ELIOT WOLF I AM ASKING FOR THE LAST TIME, WAKE UP!
Adam Schefter reports that Milton Williams is finalizing a deal with the Carolina Panthers. Big blow for the Patriots. Williams was a top target
March 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Robert Spillane is a good signing if for no other reason than it takes Jahlani Tavai off the field.
March 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Ok ok I can get down with this
March 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Are we sure that “Kaleb” kid from Patriots twitter isn’t behind this somehow so he doesn’t get absolutely clowned on for his fake ass “reports”?
March 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Fuck it, just draft Hunter or McMillan and call it a day
March 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Eliot Wolf I am begging you to WAKE UP
Chris Godwin back to Bucs 3 years 66M chance to make 24 deal done by tory dandy. 44M guaranteed at signing.
March 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Rapoport about to run up the score with no competition over here
March 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Me showing up to the DOGE office in about 10 minutes
March 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
You’ll never guess what just happened to Twitter (again)
March 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Unbelievable timing.
March 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Milton Williams
Chris Godwin
Cam Robinson
Charvarius Ward
Javon Holland
Dan Moore
Anyone that’s talented
Happy Tampering Day everyone!

Who is at the top of your wish list for the Patriots?
March 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM