Jake Brodsky
jakebrodsky.bsky.social
Jake Brodsky
@jakebrodsky.bsky.social
The New York Liberty are your 2024 WNBA Champions - and I joined Bluesky to *celebrate?*!
LFG LIBERTY
I’m too nice - keep saying yes to people crashing in my airbnb in utah in two weeks to the point where I’m the one who now needs to crash on the couch.

dm me if you need a place tho cause i can’t say no.
January 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
New York isn’t too cold right now - and that’s coming off a flight from Los Angeles which is literally on fire - so like where can a mf find some snow? ❄️❄️❄️
January 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
band name
January 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Literally delivering cookies for the holidays and got an order from Gracie Abrams but nobody was home to receive so now i have Gracie Abrams’ cookies in my house.

Life is funny
December 20, 2024 at 1:07 AM
when you find out your 7th grade english teacher was the one who pushed to hire a pedophile at your old high school and is now getting reamed out in the New York Times.
Sorry Ms. Kantor, sounds like you should be fired?
December 12, 2024 at 1:05 AM
just got stuck in traffic on the 405 for the first time awwww
December 12, 2024 at 12:15 AM
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
hal sell the team you cheapskate
December 9, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Just moved to LA - bagels here suck!
December 6, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I am the Boggle King!
November 29, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Stupid 23 year old me bought $706 in DOGE coin the week of Elon hosting SNL in 2021.

Today, soon to be 27 year old me sold that DOGE coin for $706.22.

#Blessed
November 29, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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November 27, 2024 at 7:54 AM
RIP Limu Emu - nobody wore it better (shades and tie)
The Limu Emu has been found dead in Miami
November 26, 2024 at 10:56 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Christmas music delayed till December 9th this year cause the Snoopy Balloon saw his shadow during his test flight.
November 26, 2024 at 8:48 PM
They say the average american reads 12 books a year but that just smells to me like you’re trying to sell me a book a month
November 25, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Do you guys ever close your eyes and just think about how bad the CGI was in Marvel’s MOON KNIGHT? Haunting stuff.
November 25, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Now that Matt Gaetz is out as AG can we get Lauren Boebert in there?
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
All these twitter expats coming to bluesky but i’m just a blueskier who never twittered so please don’t bully me if i’m not doing it right. I’m trying jennifer!
November 12, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Ok it didn’t happen so i guess I’ll still be sad now.
November 11, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Kyler Murray, if you deliver a garbage time long touchdown to Marvin Harrison Jr. you’ll make this one guy reallly realllly happy at the end of a back week. Be a mensch. 🙏
November 11, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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I've talked to a few folks this morning who were talking about stopping work on their creative projects. Because it's "not important anymore."

I don't know who needs to hear this, but DON'T DO THAT.

We win by living our lives as loudly and truly as we can. That includes your "silly" art project.
November 6, 2024 at 6:45 PM
yo usa, why do you hate women leaders? like jeez she’s gotta be better than the racist rapist - i feel like im going crazy!
November 6, 2024 at 3:36 AM
I’m so excited for Kamala Harris to win and then spend the next four years complaining about how much of a neo-lib she is and how we need a true leftist.

Never stops!
November 5, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Umpires ringing up two batters to ruin a rally is like the NFL ref who just has to throw the ticky tacky flag to insert themself into the narrative.…
October 29, 2024 at 3:04 AM
watching the yankees is like getting your teeth pulled but also you have diarrhea and the dentist keeps whispering to you instead of talking at a normal volume.
October 29, 2024 at 2:16 AM