Jake Black
@jakeboyslim.bsky.social
Writer-Producer (Star Trek; WWE; Smallville; Batman; TMNT; Lotsa other stuff)
Adjunct Professor UConn
Spouse to Michelle & dad to 3
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Adjunct Professor UConn
Spouse to Michelle & dad to 3
🇺🇸🇨🇦
jakeblack.com
With my wife halfway across the country teaching at a Thespian festival, I’m spending Valentine’s Day with the ones I love…Bingeing my favorite Lower Decks episodes.
February 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
With my wife halfway across the country teaching at a Thespian festival, I’m spending Valentine’s Day with the ones I love…Bingeing my favorite Lower Decks episodes.
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Got my taxes done. While the results were very good in our favor, it was a reminder of how much last year sucked professionally. Soooo, if you’re the editor/publisher of comics, trading cards, licensed kids books or content marketing hit me up. I’ll write great things for you. jakeblack.com
kermit the frog is typing on a typewriter in a dark room .
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February 14, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Got my taxes done. While the results were very good in our favor, it was a reminder of how much last year sucked professionally. Soooo, if you’re the editor/publisher of comics, trading cards, licensed kids books or content marketing hit me up. I’ll write great things for you. jakeblack.com
Got my taxes done. While the results were very good in our favor, it was a reminder of how much last year sucked professionally. Soooo, if you’re the editor/publisher of comics, trading cards, licensed kids books or content marketing hit me up. I’ll write great things for you. jakeblack.com
kermit the frog is typing on a typewriter in a dark room .
ALT: kermit the frog is typing on a typewriter in a dark room .
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February 14, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Got my taxes done. While the results were very good in our favor, it was a reminder of how much last year sucked professionally. Soooo, if you’re the editor/publisher of comics, trading cards, licensed kids books or content marketing hit me up. I’ll write great things for you. jakeblack.com
Every 2026 Dem campaign must include at least one ad featuring the 🌨️off🚽 clip. Because seriously?!
February 13, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Every 2026 Dem campaign must include at least one ad featuring the 🌨️off🚽 clip. Because seriously?!
I have a bruise on the *palm* of my hand. What fresh hell is this?!
February 13, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I have a bruise on the *palm* of my hand. What fresh hell is this?!
Prediction markets/online betting have officially jumped the shark. (This is currently on Polymarket)
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Prediction markets/online betting have officially jumped the shark. (This is currently on Polymarket)
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When I go to the opera, I don’t know Italian. When I watch Star Trek I don’t know Klingon. When I watched the halftime show I did not know Spanish (mostly). Guess what? In none of those contexts does it matter.
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 AM
When I go to the opera, I don’t know Italian. When I watch Star Trek I don’t know Klingon. When I watched the halftime show I did not know Spanish (mostly). Guess what? In none of those contexts does it matter.
I am no more patriotic for Canada than during the two weeks of the Olympics.
a woman is holding a canadian flag on a street
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February 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I am no more patriotic for Canada than during the two weeks of the Olympics.
When I go to the opera, I don’t know Italian. When I watch Star Trek I don’t know Klingon. When I watched the halftime show I did not know Spanish (mostly). Guess what? In none of those contexts does it matter.
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 AM
When I go to the opera, I don’t know Italian. When I watch Star Trek I don’t know Klingon. When I watched the halftime show I did not know Spanish (mostly). Guess what? In none of those contexts does it matter.
Just bc there’s a post from “him” about it, doesn’t mean he watched that miracle of a halftime show. He didn’t. That could’ve been written on Tuesday and posted tonight. (Tbh I’d be shocked if he even watched the other abomination either…)
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Just bc there’s a post from “him” about it, doesn’t mean he watched that miracle of a halftime show. He didn’t. That could’ve been written on Tuesday and posted tonight. (Tbh I’d be shocked if he even watched the other abomination either…)
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Bad Bunny makes me proud to be an American.
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Bad Bunny makes me proud to be an American.
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowl
That was pure joy. Which is why M*** hates it.
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
That was pure joy. Which is why M*** hates it.
The K** R*** halftime show not being able to stream on the fascist site bc of rights issues is chef’s kiss. And the fact that they *just* found out is peak.
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
The K** R*** halftime show not being able to stream on the fascist site bc of rights issues is chef’s kiss. And the fact that they *just* found out is peak.
Green. Fuckin’. Day.
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Green. Fuckin’. Day.
The people upset about the kink comment on the Muppet Show better not look up the origin of Mah Na Mah Na
a couple of pink stuffed animals are standing next to each other
ALT: a couple of pink stuffed animals are standing next to each other
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February 7, 2026 at 5:21 AM
The people upset about the kink comment on the Muppet Show better not look up the origin of Mah Na Mah Na
Two years ago today, I had the coolest experience of my professional life: working directly with @whoopigoldberg.bsky.social on a Star Trek project.
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February 7, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Two years ago today, I had the coolest experience of my professional life: working directly with @whoopigoldberg.bsky.social on a Star Trek project.
I’ve been waiting 18mos for this week’s Starfleet Academy. I’m so happy @tawnynewsome.bsky.social got to tell this story. Working with her made me a better writer and a better person. Since 1993 DS9 has been my fav. And I was a mess while watching. Also love to my friend @jackiecoxnyc.bsky.social!
a man in a striped shirt is dancing with another man
Alt: Gif of Benjamin Sisko from deep space nine hugging his father and his son
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February 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I’ve been waiting 18mos for this week’s Starfleet Academy. I’m so happy @tawnynewsome.bsky.social got to tell this story. Working with her made me a better writer and a better person. Since 1993 DS9 has been my fav. And I was a mess while watching. Also love to my friend @jackiecoxnyc.bsky.social!
Really struggling to stop myself from feeling like all of society is collapsing around us
January 31, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Really struggling to stop myself from feeling like all of society is collapsing around us
Unbelievable doesn’t even begin to describe the last week.
January 30, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Unbelievable doesn’t even begin to describe the last week.
Twelve years ago I was part of the marketing team for a *very* niche documentary that opened in 317 theaters. The film landed in the top ten box office that weekend, despite having essentially no Sunday ticket sales. Thinking a lot about that today for…reasons…
January 30, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Twelve years ago I was part of the marketing team for a *very* niche documentary that opened in 317 theaters. The film landed in the top ten box office that weekend, despite having essentially no Sunday ticket sales. Thinking a lot about that today for…reasons…
Starfleet Academy.
January 30, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Starfleet Academy.
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It took literally all day (six hours) but I got it done
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
It took literally all day (six hours) but I got it done
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Final total. I’ve been shoveling my driveway for three hours and am only halfway done
January 26, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Final total. I’ve been shoveling my driveway for three hours and am only halfway done
It took literally all day (six hours) but I got it done
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
It took literally all day (six hours) but I got it done