Jake
@jake212.bsky.social
Former Teen Heartthrob
Teetotaler
New York, NY
Teetotaler
New York, NY
I hate Arsenal with every fiber in my body
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I hate Arsenal with every fiber in my body
Seinfeld must have been on Hinge
He had a new girlfriend every episode….
He had a new girlfriend every episode….
June 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Seinfeld must have been on Hinge
He had a new girlfriend every episode….
He had a new girlfriend every episode….
Talking about what you want on the internet isn’t going to get you what you want…
June 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Talking about what you want on the internet isn’t going to get you what you want…
I used to be really good at remembering phone numbers by heart….
May 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I used to be really good at remembering phone numbers by heart….
I’m so much more invested in the Remy Ma/Papoose split than I ever dreamed I would be….
May 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I’m so much more invested in the Remy Ma/Papoose split than I ever dreamed I would be….
I believe in Spurs 🐓 Tottenham till it kills me 🤍
May 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I believe in Spurs 🐓 Tottenham till it kills me 🤍
I'm often asked why I'm a Spurs fan - what do I want in return for the time I spend supporting Tottenham?
Is it trophies? Is it bragging rights? Glory? Like...why am I so invested?
Honestly, I just want us to be the best we can be.
🤍
Is it trophies? Is it bragging rights? Glory? Like...why am I so invested?
Honestly, I just want us to be the best we can be.
🤍
May 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I'm often asked why I'm a Spurs fan - what do I want in return for the time I spend supporting Tottenham?
Is it trophies? Is it bragging rights? Glory? Like...why am I so invested?
Honestly, I just want us to be the best we can be.
🤍
Is it trophies? Is it bragging rights? Glory? Like...why am I so invested?
Honestly, I just want us to be the best we can be.
🤍
We have to do better as a society when it comes to raising our young men.
May 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
We have to do better as a society when it comes to raising our young men.
Kids in 2025 look at the 90s like we looked at the 60s
May 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Kids in 2025 look at the 90s like we looked at the 60s
I need to figure out how to reverse engineer that Tatiana Oxtail gravy
May 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I need to figure out how to reverse engineer that Tatiana Oxtail gravy
Men y’all gotta take your mental health seriously man. You can’t expect anybody to care when you don’t. Put an actual effort towards loving yourself and validating yourself.
May 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Men y’all gotta take your mental health seriously man. You can’t expect anybody to care when you don’t. Put an actual effort towards loving yourself and validating yourself.
Top Gun 2 is the only sequel made 30 years after the original that’s actually better than the original
April 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Top Gun 2 is the only sequel made 30 years after the original that’s actually better than the original
New Yorkers move to Atlanta and end up buying multiple guns
April 17, 2025 at 10:04 AM
New Yorkers move to Atlanta and end up buying multiple guns
Chat GPT turned my cat into a fat white woman
April 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Chat GPT turned my cat into a fat white woman
Zucks does MMA and started wearing chrome hearts
He’s really a man of the people now…
He’s really a man of the people now…
December 26, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Zucks does MMA and started wearing chrome hearts
He’s really a man of the people now…
He’s really a man of the people now…
This is what every nba or sneaker podcast looks like
December 21, 2024 at 2:08 AM
This is what every nba or sneaker podcast looks like
Maturity is knowing that Patrice McDowell was better than Lisa McDowell
December 20, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Maturity is knowing that Patrice McDowell was better than Lisa McDowell
Christmas time at Washington Square Park, Greenwich Village, New York City in 1988.
Photo by Mark Ivins
Photo by Mark Ivins
December 20, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Christmas time at Washington Square Park, Greenwich Village, New York City in 1988.
Photo by Mark Ivins
Photo by Mark Ivins
The greatest club in the world…. 🤍💙
Tottenham Hotspur
Tottenham Hotspur
December 20, 2024 at 3:25 AM
The greatest club in the world…. 🤍💙
Tottenham Hotspur
Tottenham Hotspur