Jake
jake212.bsky.social
Jake
@jake212.bsky.social
Former Teen Heartthrob
Teetotaler
New York, NY
I hate Arsenal with every fiber in my body
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Seinfeld must have been on Hinge

He had a new girlfriend every episode….
June 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Talking about what you want on the internet isn’t going to get you what you want…
June 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I used to be really good at remembering phone numbers by heart….
May 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’m so much more invested in the Remy Ma/Papoose split than I ever dreamed I would be….
May 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
😢
May 22, 2025 at 9:27 AM
North London!!
May 22, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I believe in Spurs 🐓 Tottenham till it kills me 🤍
May 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I'm often asked why I'm a Spurs fan - what do I want in return for the time I spend supporting Tottenham?

Is it trophies? Is it bragging rights? Glory? Like...why am I so invested?

Honestly, I just want us to be the best we can be.

🤍
May 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
We have to do better as a society when it comes to raising our young men.
May 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Kids in 2025 look at the 90s like we looked at the 60s
May 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I need to figure out how to reverse engineer that Tatiana Oxtail gravy
May 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Men y’all gotta take your mental health seriously man. You can’t expect anybody to care when you don’t. Put an actual effort towards loving yourself and validating yourself.
May 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Top Gun 2 is the only sequel made 30 years after the original that’s actually better than the original
April 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
New Yorkers move to Atlanta and end up buying multiple guns
April 17, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Chat GPT turned my cat into a fat white woman
April 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Zucks does MMA and started wearing chrome hearts

He’s really a man of the people now…
December 26, 2024 at 4:27 PM
This is what every nba or sneaker podcast looks like
December 21, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Maturity is knowing that Patrice McDowell was better than Lisa McDowell
December 20, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Concrete Archives
December 20, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Concrete Archives
December 20, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Concrete Archives
December 20, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Concrete Archives
December 20, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Christmas time at Washington Square Park, Greenwich Village, New York City in 1988.

Photo by Mark Ivins
December 20, 2024 at 12:08 PM
The greatest club in the world…. 🤍💙

Tottenham Hotspur
December 20, 2024 at 3:25 AM