Jaime Vallés 🇵🇷 🎬
@jaimevalles.bsky.social
(he/him) Director // Screenwriter // Editor with AJV Media. CASI CASI on HBO. In post production of ÉTER, coming soon.
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Somebody please primary Senator Chuck Schumer.
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November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Somebody please primary Senator Chuck Schumer.
The Matrix with Muppets:
Neo: Kermit
Trinity: Miss Piggy
Morpheus: Fozzie Bear
Agent Smith: Pepe the Prawn
Cypher: Bunsen Honeydew
The Oracle: Gonzo
Switch: Janice
Apoc: Animal
Mouse: Rizzo the Rat
Tank: Scooter
Dozer: Sweetums
The Architect: Beeker
Spoon Boy: Bean Bunny
#filmsky #matrix
Neo: Kermit
Trinity: Miss Piggy
Morpheus: Fozzie Bear
Agent Smith: Pepe the Prawn
Cypher: Bunsen Honeydew
The Oracle: Gonzo
Switch: Janice
Apoc: Animal
Mouse: Rizzo the Rat
Tank: Scooter
Dozer: Sweetums
The Architect: Beeker
Spoon Boy: Bean Bunny
#filmsky #matrix
July 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
April 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
I watched The Matrix in theaters when it opened in 1999, knowing absolutely nothing about it. Greatest moviegoing experience of my life. I've been chasing that feeling ever since.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
I watched The Matrix in theaters when it opened in 1999, knowing absolutely nothing about it. Greatest moviegoing experience of my life. I've been chasing that feeling ever since.
April 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
I watched The Matrix in theaters when it opened in 1999, knowing absolutely nothing about it. Greatest moviegoing experience of my life. I've been chasing that feeling ever since.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
I watched The Matrix in theaters when it opened in 1999, knowing absolutely nothing about it. Greatest moviegoing experience of my life. I've been chasing that feeling ever since.
Between March 4th and today (April 21) I've had:
Flu B
Covid
A cold
Pink eye
Out of 48 days, maybe 5 have been illness-free. That has to be some sort of personal record for me.
Flu B
Covid
A cold
Pink eye
Out of 48 days, maybe 5 have been illness-free. That has to be some sort of personal record for me.
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April 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Between March 4th and today (April 21) I've had:
Flu B
Covid
A cold
Pink eye
Out of 48 days, maybe 5 have been illness-free. That has to be some sort of personal record for me.
Flu B
Covid
A cold
Pink eye
Out of 48 days, maybe 5 have been illness-free. That has to be some sort of personal record for me.
Hear me out...
Boomers
Gen X
Millennials
Gen Z
followed by... Gen A.I.?
Boomers
Gen X
Millennials
Gen Z
followed by... Gen A.I.?
February 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Hear me out...
Boomers
Gen X
Millennials
Gen Z
followed by... Gen A.I.?
Boomers
Gen X
Millennials
Gen Z
followed by... Gen A.I.?
My Galaxy S24 Ultra is perfectly fine, and still in pristine condition. I see zero reasons for me to upgrade to the S25 Ultra.
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The Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra smooths out some sharp edges
Bad news for Bixby fans.
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January 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My Galaxy S24 Ultra is perfectly fine, and still in pristine condition. I see zero reasons for me to upgrade to the S25 Ultra.
www.theverge.com/2025/1/22/24...
www.theverge.com/2025/1/22/24...
I love it when my wife comes up to me wearing a bathrobe, looks me in the eyes and, in a low, sexy voice, asks me "Squid Game?"
January 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I love it when my wife comes up to me wearing a bathrobe, looks me in the eyes and, in a low, sexy voice, asks me "Squid Game?"
Post your favorite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only.
January 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Post your favorite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only.
Spectacular sunset last night in Astoria, NY.
#photography #smartphonephotography #samsung #samsunggalaxys24ultra #galaxys24ultra #sunset #train #subway #tracks
#photography #smartphonephotography #samsung #samsunggalaxys24ultra #galaxys24ultra #sunset #train #subway #tracks
January 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Spectacular sunset last night in Astoria, NY.
#photography #smartphonephotography #samsung #samsunggalaxys24ultra #galaxys24ultra #sunset #train #subway #tracks
#photography #smartphonephotography #samsung #samsunggalaxys24ultra #galaxys24ultra #sunset #train #subway #tracks
Sometimes, you really just need to restart your computer so it works properly.
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January 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Sometimes, you really just need to restart your computer so it works properly.
My 2024 summed up in a GIF.
December 31, 2024 at 3:23 AM
My 2024 summed up in a GIF.
10 movies you thought were absolutely brilliant but have zero desire to ever watch again. One per day for 10 days. No explanations, no reviews, just pics, gifs or posters.
#FilmSky
#Movies
Day 1
#FilmSky
#Movies
Day 1
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December 30, 2024 at 4:24 PM