Jago Hazzard
@jagohazzard.bsky.social
Professional train nerd. I make videos on YouTube. Sometimes there are jokes.
For your consideration.
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
For your consideration.
“Babe, they named a ship after you!”
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“Babe, they named a ship after you!”
Working on a Halloween video at midnight. What’s the worst that can happen?
October 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Working on a Halloween video at midnight. What’s the worst that can happen?
My channel is about to hit a milestone and I’ve just finished making something rather special to celebrate. It’s not a cake.
October 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My channel is about to hit a milestone and I’ve just finished making something rather special to celebrate. It’s not a cake.
Watching The Prisoner. More creators should end their series with a finale that makes no sense and offers no answers and actually just makes things more confusing.
October 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Watching The Prisoner. More creators should end their series with a finale that makes no sense and offers no answers and actually just makes things more confusing.
Burial or cremation? Neither, I intend for my body to be hung in chains off the Isle of Dogs, pirate-style.
October 9, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Burial or cremation? Neither, I intend for my body to be hung in chains off the Isle of Dogs, pirate-style.
ME: The politics of mining in the North East in the eighteenth century are SO CONVOLUTED.
ALSO ME: I bet this would make an awesome model railway.
ALSO ME: I bet this would make an awesome model railway.
October 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
ME: The politics of mining in the North East in the eighteenth century are SO CONVOLUTED.
ALSO ME: I bet this would make an awesome model railway.
ALSO ME: I bet this would make an awesome model railway.
It’s funny how your tastes change with age. I hate climbing the stairs, but my baby niece has decided that it is the most fun it is possible to have.
October 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It’s funny how your tastes change with age. I hate climbing the stairs, but my baby niece has decided that it is the most fun it is possible to have.
The Rapture actually happened, it’s just that nobody was Saved.
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The Rapture actually happened, it’s just that nobody was Saved.
No, I do not have time for the Rapture this week. I’m far too busy. Next week you can have a Rapture.
September 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
No, I do not have time for the Rapture this week. I’m far too busy. Next week you can have a Rapture.
*tidying one corner of the office up so I look professional in the Zoom meeting*
September 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
*tidying one corner of the office up so I look professional in the Zoom meeting*
Why can’t silent majorities ever shut up?
September 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Why can’t silent majorities ever shut up?
There is an art to complaining to management.
September 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
There is an art to complaining to management.
Didn’t get much sleep last night because I was *checks notes* writing these notes.
August 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Didn’t get much sleep last night because I was *checks notes* writing these notes.
Hi train companies. It’s really decent of you to provide charging sockets and all, but can I request one more favour? Charging sockets that work.
August 24, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Hi train companies. It’s really decent of you to provide charging sockets and all, but can I request one more favour? Charging sockets that work.
Just watched the new adaptation of The War of the Worlds. It’s like they only realised three quarters of the way through production that they were supposed to be adapting The War of the Worlds.
August 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Just watched the new adaptation of The War of the Worlds. It’s like they only realised three quarters of the way through production that they were supposed to be adapting The War of the Worlds.
I’ve spent two days researching the history of the ice trade. If I don’t make a video about it, I’m going to feel guilty about that.
August 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I’ve spent two days researching the history of the ice trade. If I don’t make a video about it, I’m going to feel guilty about that.
RIP Tom Lehrer, absolute master of dark-edged comedy.
July 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
RIP Tom Lehrer, absolute master of dark-edged comedy.
Being whimsical in the comments section.
July 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Being whimsical in the comments section.
IDEA: Remake Star Trek IV, but instead of whales, the aliens are trying to contact Scatman John.
July 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
IDEA: Remake Star Trek IV, but instead of whales, the aliens are trying to contact Scatman John.
I hear they’re planning a new Judge Dredd movie. I hope they finally adapt the story where Dredd yells at a shrimp.
July 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I hear they’re planning a new Judge Dredd movie. I hope they finally adapt the story where Dredd yells at a shrimp.
I always find the best way to give myself a dose of humility is to buy a new appliance and attempt to use it for the first time.
July 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I always find the best way to give myself a dose of humility is to buy a new appliance and attempt to use it for the first time.
“Better switch the fan off while I record this voiceover!”
Ten seconds later:
Ten seconds later:
July 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“Better switch the fan off while I record this voiceover!”
Ten seconds later:
Ten seconds later: