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January 25, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Bad Jokes
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Swallow your pride, it’s time for that ego to hide, I might, hold tight for that tide: jagerpress.beezer.com
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January 25, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Swallow your pride, it’s time for that ego to hide, I might, hold tight for that tide: jagerpress.beezer.com
Swallow your pride, it’s time for that ego to hide, I might, hold tight for that tide: jagerpress.beezer.com
JagerPress
The JagerPress mobile app.
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January 25, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Swallow your pride, it’s time for that ego to hide, I might, hold tight for that tide: jagerpress.beezer.com
They say the mean average of this actually happening is pretty low, so they risk your life to cut costs, it’s not just cos, it’s always because of a mental disease of must and other like stuff: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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January 25, 2026 at 11:31 AM
They say the mean average of this actually happening is pretty low, so they risk your life to cut costs, it’s not just cos, it’s always because of a mental disease of must and other like stuff: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
We can see now, don’t bow, scientific education allows everyone to grow to another level of growth, this is something that we can all boast: www.jagerpress.com/shortstories...
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January 25, 2026 at 11:31 AM
We can see now, don’t bow, scientific education allows everyone to grow to another level of growth, this is something that we can all boast: www.jagerpress.com/shortstories...
This disease was known, and we all know how it was sewn, and every one knows that it has grown, now everything we worked for - we can see - has been blown!: www.jagerpress.com/badjokesblog...
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January 25, 2026 at 11:30 AM
This disease was known, and we all know how it was sewn, and every one knows that it has grown, now everything we worked for - we can see - has been blown!: www.jagerpress.com/badjokesblog...
Check it if you like, but you know that that was entirely your fault, and you know you need to apologise for it, for your part in that assault: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
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January 25, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Check it if you like, but you know that that was entirely your fault, and you know you need to apologise for it, for your part in that assault: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
This variable is open and available, it’s not strange at all, just wait until this syntax falls, then we’ll see how everything can no longer run or walk, and, really, can only crawl: www.jagerpress.com/About.html
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January 25, 2026 at 11:23 AM
This variable is open and available, it’s not strange at all, just wait until this syntax falls, then we’ll see how everything can no longer run or walk, and, really, can only crawl: www.jagerpress.com/About.html
Not again, don’t pretend, this we can suspend, until everything is no longer causing too much tension: www.jagerpress.com/badjokesblog...
Maybe we will call you out, call you out for that deafening, outlandish pout, a pout similar to that trout: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
Maybe we will call you out, call you out for that deafening, outlandish pout, a pout similar to that trout: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
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January 25, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Not again, don’t pretend, this we can suspend, until everything is no longer causing too much tension: www.jagerpress.com/badjokesblog...
Maybe we will call you out, call you out for that deafening, outlandish pout, a pout similar to that trout: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
Maybe we will call you out, call you out for that deafening, outlandish pout, a pout similar to that trout: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
Try once, try again, if you don’t try, you will not get very far, and you end up with a serious scar: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
Something, perhaps while it is drying, might seem a bit trying, but eventually you’ll get there: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
Something, perhaps while it is drying, might seem a bit trying, but eventually you’ll get there: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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January 25, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Try once, try again, if you don’t try, you will not get very far, and you end up with a serious scar: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
Something, perhaps while it is drying, might seem a bit trying, but eventually you’ll get there: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
Something, perhaps while it is drying, might seem a bit trying, but eventually you’ll get there: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
The Thunderman
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The Thunderman is a children's story - written by Steven Morton and beautifully illustrated by Billy Barden - which talks about Tom visiting his grandfather at Turfley village and how they saved the village fair, with the help of the Thunderman, from the evil claws of Mr Lightning.
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January 25, 2026 at 11:11 AM
The Thunderman
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Short Tales from the Middle East
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January 25, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Short Tales from the Middle East
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January 25, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Take a u-turn, this just means ur just doing the opposite action, it doesn’t mean u’ve changed ur thinking, often it’s just a distraction, which is quite a good strategy, as it allows u 2 watch their reaction, nonetheless it can really hurt the cause : www.jagerpress.com/badjokesblog...
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January 25, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Take a u-turn, this just means ur just doing the opposite action, it doesn’t mean u’ve changed ur thinking, often it’s just a distraction, which is quite a good strategy, as it allows u 2 watch their reaction, nonetheless it can really hurt the cause : www.jagerpress.com/badjokesblog...
Philistines come out in many forms, but their disfigured thinking , comes - more often than not - from an external force, this then starts slinking away when said force is changed, and a new guise is portrayed , just so it doesn’t look too astranged: www.jagerpress.com/poems.html
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January 25, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Philistines come out in many forms, but their disfigured thinking , comes - more often than not - from an external force, this then starts slinking away when said force is changed, and a new guise is portrayed , just so it doesn’t look too astranged: www.jagerpress.com/poems.html
It’s sad to say, but this injury creates too much fury, this we have to somehow heal, surely?: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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January 25, 2026 at 10:53 AM
It’s sad to say, but this injury creates too much fury, this we have to somehow heal, surely?: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
• This halo, is not for an angel, but for the knowledge that we hold, we all just have to be a bit more bold, is what we need to be told: www.jagerpress.com/Thunderman.h...
smartasshomepage
The Thunderman is a children's story - written by Steven Morton and beautifully illustrated by Billy Barden - which talks about Tom visiting his grandfather at Turfley village and how they saved the village fair, with the help of the Thunderman, from the evil claws of Mr Lightning.
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January 25, 2026 at 10:52 AM
• This halo, is not for an angel, but for the knowledge that we hold, we all just have to be a bit more bold, is what we need to be told: www.jagerpress.com/Thunderman.h...
High society, that’s all quite frightening, imagine though what you could succeed, if you were just a bit more entertaining?: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
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January 25, 2026 at 10:50 AM
High society, that’s all quite frightening, imagine though what you could succeed, if you were just a bit more entertaining?: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
Crisp and clean, this helps your thinking hungry and lean, this needs to be seen, time to grow those beans and other like legumes, that are normally green: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
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January 25, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Crisp and clean, this helps your thinking hungry and lean, this needs to be seen, time to grow those beans and other like legumes, that are normally green: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
• Who would have known, not these clowns, that’s for sure, imagine if they did or even could, let’s make sure that they should just in case, you or I would: www.jagerpress.com/poems.html
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January 25, 2026 at 10:45 AM
• Who would have known, not these clowns, that’s for sure, imagine if they did or even could, let’s make sure that they should just in case, you or I would: www.jagerpress.com/poems.html
The Breaking Clause
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January 25, 2026 at 10:08 AM
The Breaking Clause
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This source of flowers, is this tower, we’ve all got something we have to sign, but it’s not time: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
This will suit you nicely, they think of you quite highly, bye, bye, please take the highway: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
This will suit you nicely, they think of you quite highly, bye, bye, please take the highway: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
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January 25, 2026 at 10:04 AM
This source of flowers, is this tower, we’ve all got something we have to sign, but it’s not time: www.jagerpress.com/thebreakingc...
This will suit you nicely, they think of you quite highly, bye, bye, please take the highway: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
This will suit you nicely, they think of you quite highly, bye, bye, please take the highway: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
Covalent bonds, always sound strong, this has been found, keep your feet on the ground: www.jagerpress.com/poems.html
This honour, we have an hour, but it’ll take much longer, to create this fire: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
This honour, we have an hour, but it’ll take much longer, to create this fire: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
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January 25, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Covalent bonds, always sound strong, this has been found, keep your feet on the ground: www.jagerpress.com/poems.html
This honour, we have an hour, but it’ll take much longer, to create this fire: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
This honour, we have an hour, but it’ll take much longer, to create this fire: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
This pot hole was created when they were digging for coal, this shall be a rather slippery ball: www.jagerpress.com/poems.html
One mile, just needs a smile, just waiting for a trial, not something to denial: jagerpress.beezer.com
One mile, just needs a smile, just waiting for a trial, not something to denial: jagerpress.beezer.com
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January 25, 2026 at 10:03 AM
This pot hole was created when they were digging for coal, this shall be a rather slippery ball: www.jagerpress.com/poems.html
One mile, just needs a smile, just waiting for a trial, not something to denial: jagerpress.beezer.com
One mile, just needs a smile, just waiting for a trial, not something to denial: jagerpress.beezer.com
• For the birds, is a phrase that politicians have started to use, they should find some new shoes, this will make them less likely to loose: www.jagerpress.com/series.html
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January 25, 2026 at 10:02 AM
• For the birds, is a phrase that politicians have started to use, they should find some new shoes, this will make them less likely to loose: www.jagerpress.com/series.html