Women want to kill me
January 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Women want to kill me
Therapist: Yes or no question, have you ever killed someone?
Me with no shirt or pants:
Me with no shirt or pants:
January 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Therapist: Yes or no question, have you ever killed someone?
Me with no shirt or pants:
Me with no shirt or pants:
We’re in the It’s So Over phase
January 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
We’re in the It’s So Over phase
2025
The Year of the Frank
The Year of the Frank
December 31, 2024 at 10:33 PM
2025
The Year of the Frank
The Year of the Frank
They call me OJ Stimson
December 31, 2024 at 6:22 PM
They call me OJ Stimson
What If…? Should’ve done What If She Hulk liked 5’8” losers in astronaut helmets
December 30, 2024 at 2:37 PM
What If…? Should’ve done What If She Hulk liked 5’8” losers in astronaut helmets
I’ve seen things that would make Sir Isaac Newton crawl back into the womb
December 29, 2024 at 7:24 AM
I’ve seen things that would make Sir Isaac Newton crawl back into the womb
I’m just out here hanging shit on my wall
December 27, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I’m just out here hanging shit on my wall
I LOVE gay people!!!!
December 27, 2024 at 8:11 AM
I LOVE gay people!!!!
I don’t “get paid”
I work for free. That money is passive income.
I work for free. That money is passive income.
December 27, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I don’t “get paid”
I work for free. That money is passive income.
I work for free. That money is passive income.
Keep Christ in Christmas
December 26, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Keep Christ in Christmas
Nice selfie I see at least 13-14 items in the background I would love to steal
December 25, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Nice selfie I see at least 13-14 items in the background I would love to steal
I am where cars go to die
December 25, 2024 at 1:45 AM
I am where cars go to die
Its time for the Rectangle Shirtwaist Factory
December 23, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Its time for the Rectangle Shirtwaist Factory
When the CBD corndog hits
December 22, 2024 at 3:32 AM
When the CBD corndog hits
The murmurs have become unbearable
December 21, 2024 at 3:07 PM
The murmurs have become unbearable
Grandpa has figured out how to open the doors
December 20, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Grandpa has figured out how to open the doors
They all say they want a golden retriever boyfriend until I start barking at them 😔
December 20, 2024 at 1:54 AM
They all say they want a golden retriever boyfriend until I start barking at them 😔