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posts to maybe laugh at. they're not all winners
There are people I don't want in my big tent, actually
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
There are people I don't want in my big tent, actually
Did anyone ask how it's legal for the president to give $40 billion to another country without Congress or are we just trusting him on this?
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Did anyone ask how it's legal for the president to give $40 billion to another country without Congress or are we just trusting him on this?
It sure feels like Trump is being blackmailed by Russia. Maybe he needs help, someone should check into it.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It sure feels like Trump is being blackmailed by Russia. Maybe he needs help, someone should check into it.
Replacing phone support with chatbots has been the worst customer service shift in the last 30 years. AI promises to spread this trend into even more spaces.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Replacing phone support with chatbots has been the worst customer service shift in the last 30 years. AI promises to spread this trend into even more spaces.
Love that I have to skip over a block of ai slop every Google search
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Love that I have to skip over a block of ai slop every Google search
Checking in on the liberal media:
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Checking in on the liberal media:
Voting for Mamdani has killed Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Voting for Mamdani has killed Dick Cheney
Democrats are moving so far to the middle that they have Nazi tattoos
October 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Democrats are moving so far to the middle that they have Nazi tattoos
My mind will always read "Weird AI video" as "Weird AL video"
September 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My mind will always read "Weird AI video" as "Weird AL video"
Americans should be in the street daily over the abysmal healthcare system in America.
September 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Americans should be in the street daily over the abysmal healthcare system in America.
Don't forget you're voting alongside people who think the rapture is real
September 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Don't forget you're voting alongside people who think the rapture is real
The Right has used its Reichstag fire to *checks notes* cancel Jimmy Kimmel
September 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The Right has used its Reichstag fire to *checks notes* cancel Jimmy Kimmel
Really underestimated how powerful just lying about everything is
September 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Really underestimated how powerful just lying about everything is
Shout out to the newly gay detectives who turned gay reading the bullet cashing labeled "if you read this you are gay"
September 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Shout out to the newly gay detectives who turned gay reading the bullet cashing labeled "if you read this you are gay"
If you've been wondering if the right really controls all public media, check the news today.
September 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you've been wondering if the right really controls all public media, check the news today.
It's a good day to remove a Trump supporter from your life.
September 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It's a good day to remove a Trump supporter from your life.
"History will be very bad for..." Let me stop you there. History is bad for all of us right now.
September 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"History will be very bad for..." Let me stop you there. History is bad for all of us right now.
It's probably not good that "centrist" means someone who denies certain people human rights
August 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It's probably not good that "centrist" means someone who denies certain people human rights
I've attached 20 "ai agents" (prompts) to 20 labubus. Please invest 100 billion dollars.
August 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I've attached 20 "ai agents" (prompts) to 20 labubus. Please invest 100 billion dollars.
Maybe bake off will fix me
August 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Maybe bake off will fix me
The president is upset about teaching "How bad slavery was." Same guy who said immigrants "are naturally inclined to do farm labor." We get it, you're a racist. Release the Epstein files.
August 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The president is upset about teaching "How bad slavery was." Same guy who said immigrants "are naturally inclined to do farm labor." We get it, you're a racist. Release the Epstein files.
Is Sam Altman an idiot or just on a lot of cocaine?
August 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Is Sam Altman an idiot or just on a lot of cocaine?
Democrats still considering what it'd actually take to do something
August 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Democrats still considering what it'd actually take to do something
Holding onto the Constitution yelling "no fair that's not in the rules" as we keep getting punched in the face
August 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Holding onto the Constitution yelling "no fair that's not in the rules" as we keep getting punched in the face
Nazi pedophiles? In my government?
July 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Nazi pedophiles? In my government?