I kiss my husband on his hand and detected the smell of street tacos.
Me: Why does you hand smells like street tacos?
Husband: It’s your lips!
*Gets upset in Latina*
Me: Why does you hand smells like street tacos?
Husband: It’s your lips!
*Gets upset in Latina*
a woman sitting on a couch in front of a wall with a picture of a baby and a picture of a woman
ALT: a woman sitting on a couch in front of a wall with a picture of a baby and a picture of a woman
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December 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I kiss my husband on his hand and detected the smell of street tacos.
Me: Why does you hand smells like street tacos?
Husband: It’s your lips!
*Gets upset in Latina*
Me: Why does you hand smells like street tacos?
Husband: It’s your lips!
*Gets upset in Latina*
I just can’t wait for Christmas. I just know my husband got me this amazing The Frankie Shop trench coat from my carefully curated Christmas wishlist. I just want to wear it now, I’m wasting precious cold weather days!!!
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I just can’t wait for Christmas. I just know my husband got me this amazing The Frankie Shop trench coat from my carefully curated Christmas wishlist. I just want to wear it now, I’m wasting precious cold weather days!!!
It is crazy to me to listen people calling the Gulf of Mexico “Gulf of America” just because of someone’s temper tantrum. Like literally the company I work for uses that term all the time. Wth?
October 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It is crazy to me to listen people calling the Gulf of Mexico “Gulf of America” just because of someone’s temper tantrum. Like literally the company I work for uses that term all the time. Wth?
I’m so envious of the gringos right now, because they don’t know how it feels like to crave a good chicharron preparado. 😔 #mexicanfood
October 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’m so envious of the gringos right now, because they don’t know how it feels like to crave a good chicharron preparado. 😔 #mexicanfood
Someone took the stairs and somebody else wants to bomb the organization effective immediately.
September 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Someone took the stairs and somebody else wants to bomb the organization effective immediately.
Reposted by Jadlly
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
The Democrats’ priority “now must be to show that the threat of authoritarian rule is real and unfolding every day,” E. J. Dionne Jr. says in his first piece as a contributing writer for Times Opinion. “The economy will always be with us. Our free institutions might not.”
The Democrats’ priority “now must be to show that the threat of authoritarian rule is real and unfolding every day,” E. J. Dionne Jr. says in his first piece as a contributing writer for Times Opinion. “The economy will always be with us. Our free institutions might not.”
Opinion | Democrats, Your Job Is to Defend Democracy
Voters care about the economy. But that’s not all Democrats should talk about.
nyti.ms
September 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
The Democrats’ priority “now must be to show that the threat of authoritarian rule is real and unfolding every day,” E. J. Dionne Jr. says in his first piece as a contributing writer for Times Opinion. “The economy will always be with us. Our free institutions might not.”
The Democrats’ priority “now must be to show that the threat of authoritarian rule is real and unfolding every day,” E. J. Dionne Jr. says in his first piece as a contributing writer for Times Opinion. “The economy will always be with us. Our free institutions might not.”
I miss the times when we were Lively vs. Baldoni team. This political divisiveness is getting crazier (and sadder) each day. #politics are killing my sanity
September 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I miss the times when we were Lively vs. Baldoni team. This political divisiveness is getting crazier (and sadder) each day. #politics are killing my sanity
A family member just told me this because I posted some Charlie Kirk quotes on #GunControl I didn’t justified his death, nor did I celebrate it. My “wrong doing” was that I did not mourn his death like she did. He had a family? Yeah, you know who else did? The thousands of victims to gun violence.
September 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
A family member just told me this because I posted some Charlie Kirk quotes on #GunControl I didn’t justified his death, nor did I celebrate it. My “wrong doing” was that I did not mourn his death like she did. He had a family? Yeah, you know who else did? The thousands of victims to gun violence.
And then THIS happen. Key word: #GunViolence
At least 2 students shot at Colorado high school, officials say
At least 2 students shot at Colorado high school, officials say
Officials said the activity was first reported Wednesday at a high school in Jefferson County, Colorado.
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September 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
And then THIS happen. Key word: #GunViolence
I don’t particularly like #CharlieKirk but being shot because of his radical opinions is WILD! I guess #GunSafety doesn’t sound that bad after all, huh?
September 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I don’t particularly like #CharlieKirk but being shot because of his radical opinions is WILD! I guess #GunSafety doesn’t sound that bad after all, huh?
My History professor asked us to read a 500-page book on astronauts landing on the moon. Sir, I barely finished Twisted Lies by #AnaHuang —and that one had smut, a very hot, handsome, billionaire guy who treated the MC like a princess.
a young man wearing glasses and a purple shirt is making a face .
ALT: a young man wearing glasses and a purple shirt is making a face .
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September 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My History professor asked us to read a 500-page book on astronauts landing on the moon. Sir, I barely finished Twisted Lies by #AnaHuang —and that one had smut, a very hot, handsome, billionaire guy who treated the MC like a princess.
We already know who’s in it.
"Sadly, I do know the people that were involved in this"
Lawyer to many Epstein Victims, Spencer Kuvin, speaks out.
Lawyer to many Epstein Victims, Spencer Kuvin, speaks out.
September 6, 2025 at 11:27 AM
We already know who’s in it.
I’ve been up since 4:30 a.m. and can’t go back to sleep, so I opened my book What Moves the Dead. It’s another one of my husband’s recommendations. It’s only 158 pages, but I’m on page 64 and my attention just isn’t there. When does this get good?! 😩
September 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I’ve been up since 4:30 a.m. and can’t go back to sleep, so I opened my book What Moves the Dead. It’s another one of my husband’s recommendations. It’s only 158 pages, but I’m on page 64 and my attention just isn’t there. When does this get good?! 😩
My husband says I’m gross for saying this, but I don’t care. i SHIP CORDELIA AND XANDER 🥰 #buffy
a man in a striped shirt says yay in a video
ALT: a man in a striped shirt says yay in a video
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September 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My husband says I’m gross for saying this, but I don’t care. i SHIP CORDELIA AND XANDER 🥰 #buffy
Why is Cankles McTaco Tits always surrounded by people (mostly men)? He basically hired a bunch of people regardless of their background or experience. Seems like the only requirement was “be good at kissing ass”. His need for constant praise is borderline psychopathic.
August 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Why is Cankles McTaco Tits always surrounded by people (mostly men)? He basically hired a bunch of people regardless of their background or experience. Seems like the only requirement was “be good at kissing ass”. His need for constant praise is borderline psychopathic.
I’ve found my favorite source of news! I love these two GODDESSES who speak the truth in the most hilarious way. Additionally, they bully Trump, and I’m here for it!! 😂
Alex Jones claims that Trump will be dead within a year.
August 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’ve found my favorite source of news! I love these two GODDESSES who speak the truth in the most hilarious way. Additionally, they bully Trump, and I’m here for it!! 😂
Trump is not a President, he’s a celebrity sitting at the Whitehouse PLAYING to be President. He doesn’t talk about the country or the people’s needs, he only talks about his grandiose sense of self. And the administration is just his crazy fandom who will NEVER acknowledge any of his wrongdoings.
August 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Trump is not a President, he’s a celebrity sitting at the Whitehouse PLAYING to be President. He doesn’t talk about the country or the people’s needs, he only talks about his grandiose sense of self. And the administration is just his crazy fandom who will NEVER acknowledge any of his wrongdoings.
My husband is MAKING ME watch #Buffy the Vampire Slayer and, unpopular opinion, but Cordelia is the best part of it so far.
a woman from buffy the vampire slayer is smiling and saying i think it i say it it 's my way
ALT: a woman from buffy the vampire slayer is smiling and saying i think it i say it it 's my way
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August 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My husband is MAKING ME watch #Buffy the Vampire Slayer and, unpopular opinion, but Cordelia is the best part of it so far.
I’m a new South Park fan 😂
July 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’m a new South Park fan 😂
I don’t understand—nor do I want to know—how TV shows nowadays can take a 1+ year hiatus. When they finally return, I’m like, ‘Dude, who are you?’ I don’t even remember the cliffhanger. SMH 🤦♂️
July 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I don’t understand—nor do I want to know—how TV shows nowadays can take a 1+ year hiatus. When they finally return, I’m like, ‘Dude, who are you?’ I don’t even remember the cliffhanger. SMH 🤦♂️
Every time I see #AmandaBynes I pray for her comeback. She just needs better friends, a good therapist, stay clean, and Lindsay Lohan’s aesthetician. This girl was one of my favorite IT girls circa “What I Like About You”; and I know she’s still somewhere in there.
June 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Every time I see #AmandaBynes I pray for her comeback. She just needs better friends, a good therapist, stay clean, and Lindsay Lohan’s aesthetician. This girl was one of my favorite IT girls circa “What I Like About You”; and I know she’s still somewhere in there.
Lately, I’ve been so obsessed with watching ‘What’s in My Bag’ videos—especially the ones by French girls. Why are they so effortlessly cool?
June 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Lately, I’ve been so obsessed with watching ‘What’s in My Bag’ videos—especially the ones by French girls. Why are they so effortlessly cool?
I am obsessed with #ThePitt My husband recommended it as our next TV show to watch, and it didn’t disappoint. The plot is delightfully chaotic, and although I’m super squeamish, I love how it keeps us guessing. The performances are spot-on but Noah Wylie’s portrayal us truly chef’s kiss!
June 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I am obsessed with #ThePitt My husband recommended it as our next TV show to watch, and it didn’t disappoint. The plot is delightfully chaotic, and although I’m super squeamish, I love how it keeps us guessing. The performances are spot-on but Noah Wylie’s portrayal us truly chef’s kiss!