SJ Woodsmith
@jadetheranger.bsky.social
Art, bugs, nature, and the occasional Cyptid.
Find my drawings on my Redbubble, SJWoodsmith.
Find my drawings on my Redbubble, SJWoodsmith.
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SJ Woodsmith
@jadetheranger.bsky.social
· Dec 14
I've got a few designs up on my redbubble, so find me as SJWOODSMITH for nerdy stickers and things. If you really want a design/animal/plant etc. let me know.
That concludes me being mean for today.
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
That concludes me being mean for today.
You look like you eat roadkill. You look like you eat well-done steak with ketchup. You look like someone who orders off menu at a fancy restaurant for chicken nuggets. You look like you can't count to 11. You look like you caramelize onions by dipping them in caramel. (ok, too many food ones smh)
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
You look like you eat roadkill. You look like you eat well-done steak with ketchup. You look like someone who orders off menu at a fancy restaurant for chicken nuggets. You look like you can't count to 11. You look like you caramelize onions by dipping them in caramel. (ok, too many food ones smh)
You look like you have a face for radio and a voice for books. You look like *vaguely gestures at you with distain*. You look like you're waisting my time. You look like all the people of Walmart. You look like the final evolution of trubbish. You look like you bought a Trump NFT.
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You look like you have a face for radio and a voice for books. You look like *vaguely gestures at you with distain*. You look like you're waisting my time. You look like all the people of Walmart. You look like the final evolution of trubbish. You look like you bought a Trump NFT.
workshoping some insults for "what do i look like?!". You look like you don't wipe your ass or brush your teeth. You look like you can't cook or clean. You look like you leave shopping carts in the parking lot. You look like someone very punchable. You looked like why woman don't trust men.
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
workshoping some insults for "what do i look like?!". You look like you don't wipe your ass or brush your teeth. You look like you can't cook or clean. You look like you leave shopping carts in the parking lot. You look like someone very punchable. You looked like why woman don't trust men.
some rotten toothed hick (customer) tried to mansplain something to me (the supervisor) at work but he was VERY factually wrong. When I corrected him he threw a fit "what do I look like?".
"idk man, like someone who doesn't wipe his ass or brush his teeth" came to mind but not to mouth.
"idk man, like someone who doesn't wipe his ass or brush his teeth" came to mind but not to mouth.
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
some rotten toothed hick (customer) tried to mansplain something to me (the supervisor) at work but he was VERY factually wrong. When I corrected him he threw a fit "what do I look like?".
"idk man, like someone who doesn't wipe his ass or brush his teeth" came to mind but not to mouth.
"idk man, like someone who doesn't wipe his ass or brush his teeth" came to mind but not to mouth.
Marbled Salamanders are vernal pool obligates. They lay eggs in the fall instead of the spring, and the mom sits on the eggs to protect them all winter long until the snowmelt fills in the temporary ponds.
December 16, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Marbled Salamanders are vernal pool obligates. They lay eggs in the fall instead of the spring, and the mom sits on the eggs to protect them all winter long until the snowmelt fills in the temporary ponds.
Ghost and Gremlin being perfect little angels this week, extra cuddly
December 15, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Ghost and Gremlin being perfect little angels this week, extra cuddly
Reposted by SJ Woodsmith
An oldie. Feel free to share, don't forget to credit. #milesmorales #spiderman
October 20, 2024 at 2:03 PM
An oldie. Feel free to share, don't forget to credit. #milesmorales #spiderman
I used to see yellow spotted Salamanders a lot as a kid, I feel like they are more rare nowadays. Another species you find near vernal pools, so maybe I just grew up near one without knowing about it.
December 14, 2024 at 3:24 PM
I used to see yellow spotted Salamanders a lot as a kid, I feel like they are more rare nowadays. Another species you find near vernal pools, so maybe I just grew up near one without knowing about it.
Some Great Blue Herons based off a few very blurry images taken Gifford Pinchot State Park, PA. They're honestly one of my fav birds; they remind me of Gandalf the Grey.
December 14, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Some Great Blue Herons based off a few very blurry images taken Gifford Pinchot State Park, PA. They're honestly one of my fav birds; they remind me of Gandalf the Grey.
I guess I was in a real black and yellow phase when I was drawing last fall. Here is a butterfly species that is sometimes found at Gifford Pinchot State Park, PA. I try to use ref pics I take in the field or from park volunteers; which butterfly should I draw next?
December 14, 2024 at 3:19 PM
I guess I was in a real black and yellow phase when I was drawing last fall. Here is a butterfly species that is sometimes found at Gifford Pinchot State Park, PA. I try to use ref pics I take in the field or from park volunteers; which butterfly should I draw next?
The first time I saw one of these was along a swamp in New Hampshire, so large and lovely I had to draw it!
December 14, 2024 at 3:17 PM
The first time I saw one of these was along a swamp in New Hampshire, so large and lovely I had to draw it!
An American toad tadpole, a toad pole if you will.
(SJWoodsmith on Redbubble)
(SJWoodsmith on Redbubble)
December 14, 2024 at 3:14 PM
An American toad tadpole, a toad pole if you will.
(SJWoodsmith on Redbubble)
(SJWoodsmith on Redbubble)
Wood Frogs are lovely little pals who are vernal pool obligates. if you find them, then you have a very special habitat nearby. (part of my native species drawings, SJWoodsmith on Redbubble)
December 14, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Wood Frogs are lovely little pals who are vernal pool obligates. if you find them, then you have a very special habitat nearby. (part of my native species drawings, SJWoodsmith on Redbubble)
Cicada pattern made! (SJWoodsmith on Redbubble, where you can get it on bags or pants or other merch)
December 14, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Cicada pattern made! (SJWoodsmith on Redbubble, where you can get it on bags or pants or other merch)
I've got a few designs up on my redbubble, so find me as SJWOODSMITH for nerdy stickers and things. If you really want a design/animal/plant etc. let me know.
December 14, 2024 at 2:49 PM
I've got a few designs up on my redbubble, so find me as SJWOODSMITH for nerdy stickers and things. If you really want a design/animal/plant etc. let me know.
when I was a teenager I really loved the character Courage the Cowardly Dog, and now I realize I've always had aniexty.
November 24, 2024 at 9:52 PM
when I was a teenager I really loved the character Courage the Cowardly Dog, and now I realize I've always had aniexty.
how I've felt lately, cicada gets it.
November 14, 2024 at 1:55 AM
how I've felt lately, cicada gets it.
Reposted by SJ Woodsmith
every time I think of using this app, this song plays in my head, I think it's from Animal Collective. ~bluesky~aih~aih~
November 14, 2024 at 1:47 AM
every time I think of using this app, this song plays in my head, I think it's from Animal Collective. ~bluesky~aih~aih~
Hello everyone!
October 26, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Hello everyone!