JADE MAO
@jademaomi.bsky.social
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🐈⬛ 🇹🇼🇺🇸 she/her | fictional scientist
🐈⬛ tags #art #TheExpanse #3BodyProblem
🐈⬛ 🇹🇼🇺🇸 she/her | fictional scientist
🐈⬛ tags #art #TheExpanse #3BodyProblem
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JADE MAO
@jademaomi.bsky.social
· Oct 27
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maybe i'm spoiled as a californian but the sky shouldn't leak
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
maybe i'm spoiled as a californian but the sky shouldn't leak
a new day, a new ask our lying machine anything! you have been automatically opted into being surveiled by our lying machine. did you know we have a lying machine? we have helpfully added five buttons for our lying machine to our program/website. you may no longer perform tasks without using our lyi
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
a new day, a new ask our lying machine anything! you have been automatically opted into being surveiled by our lying machine. did you know we have a lying machine? we have helpfully added five buttons for our lying machine to our program/website. you may no longer perform tasks without using our lyi
ooh, i'm a piercing, you did literally nothing to me so i'm gonna swell up and hurt for the day, but if you accidentally sleep on me it's fine, i will actually de-swell about that — hold on what is that i feel coming on — oh hell yeah buddy it's an ✨🦠 infection 🦠✨
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
ooh, i'm a piercing, you did literally nothing to me so i'm gonna swell up and hurt for the day, but if you accidentally sleep on me it's fine, i will actually de-swell about that — hold on what is that i feel coming on — oh hell yeah buddy it's an ✨🦠 infection 🦠✨
"""charcuterie""" the adults yearn for the lunchables
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"""charcuterie""" the adults yearn for the lunchables
lately i've started streaming my physics studying/homework to a close friend group (on their suggestion, im not holding them hostage) and have discovered this beautiful connection where a certain one of them is somehow always pooping when i start
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
lately i've started streaming my physics studying/homework to a close friend group (on their suggestion, im not holding them hostage) and have discovered this beautiful connection where a certain one of them is somehow always pooping when i start
Reposted by JADE MAO
February 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
capitalism is bad for all the other reasons too but also bc it takes like an hour to pick a laundry detergent
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
capitalism is bad for all the other reasons too but also bc it takes like an hour to pick a laundry detergent
accidentally knocking my cat off my loft bed real "long live the king" moment
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
accidentally knocking my cat off my loft bed real "long live the king" moment
new holes (+1 right, +2 left)
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
new holes (+1 right, +2 left)
sometimes a nice white lady customer service rep calling you honey sweetheart love can be so personal
November 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
sometimes a nice white lady customer service rep calling you honey sweetheart love can be so personal
hopescrolling for the first time in living memory
November 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
hopescrolling for the first time in living memory
are we what the kids call "back"?????????
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani will be the next mayor of New York City after running on a platform centered on making the city affordable for working people.
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
are we what the kids call "back"?????????
do physicists eventually reach a point of being able to read equations just by looking at them or do i face years of taking notes like
ω = dθ/dt
(translator's note: ω means angular velocity)
(translator's note: dθ/dt means derivative of angle with respect to time)
(translator's note: = means equ
ω = dθ/dt
(translator's note: ω means angular velocity)
(translator's note: dθ/dt means derivative of angle with respect to time)
(translator's note: = means equ
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
do physicists eventually reach a point of being able to read equations just by looking at them or do i face years of taking notes like
ω = dθ/dt
(translator's note: ω means angular velocity)
(translator's note: dθ/dt means derivative of angle with respect to time)
(translator's note: = means equ
ω = dθ/dt
(translator's note: ω means angular velocity)
(translator's note: dθ/dt means derivative of angle with respect to time)
(translator's note: = means equ
it's cute that my physics prof spends all this time deriving every equation we learn from a previous one like it's ok babygirl i'll take your word for it
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
it's cute that my physics prof spends all this time deriving every equation we learn from a previous one like it's ok babygirl i'll take your word for it
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November 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
sorry i only tweet about homework and trader joe's. unfortunately i fi'd too close to the sci, decided to pursue a physics degree, and thus no longer have time to read quality space adventures to meme about
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
sorry i only tweet about homework and trader joe's. unfortunately i fi'd too close to the sci, decided to pursue a physics degree, and thus no longer have time to read quality space adventures to meme about
this trader joe's parking lot is not a place of honor
October 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
this trader joe's parking lot is not a place of honor
you think you're pretty balanced on the zillennial divide and then the least impressed zoomer cashier you've ever seen, wearing falsies at her part-time job, scans your lapful (👩🏻🦼) of cat food and you feel like you should apologize
October 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
you think you're pretty balanced on the zillennial divide and then the least impressed zoomer cashier you've ever seen, wearing falsies at her part-time job, scans your lapful (👩🏻🦼) of cat food and you feel like you should apologize
think i've come full circle on wanting to decorate with dark wood tones → light → dark again
October 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
think i've come full circle on wanting to decorate with dark wood tones → light → dark again
Reposted by JADE MAO
🔭 Webb's Rho Ophiuchi
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI, Klaus Pontoppidan (STScI),
www.star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI, Klaus Pontoppidan (STScI),
www.star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
🔭 Webb's Rho Ophiuchi
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI, Klaus Pontoppidan (STScI),
www.star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI, Klaus Pontoppidan (STScI),
www.star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
actually my cat is a service animal despite being frankly untrainable bc he naturally performs the task of letting me scream into his belly when my health insurance double-bills me a year late for something i already paid
October 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
actually my cat is a service animal despite being frankly untrainable bc he naturally performs the task of letting me scream into his belly when my health insurance double-bills me a year late for something i already paid
the precision of the dance i am doing between "i'm just a little disabled guyy don't you wanna help out a little disabled guy" and "i have taken life's lemons, cured lemon cancer, and colonized lemon mars. you want me" on applications for academic opportunities would get me a full ride to juilliard
October 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
the precision of the dance i am doing between "i'm just a little disabled guyy don't you wanna help out a little disabled guy" and "i have taken life's lemons, cured lemon cancer, and colonized lemon mars. you want me" on applications for academic opportunities would get me a full ride to juilliard
unfortunately the universe continues to reinforce that one should Always Karen Out™
October 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
unfortunately the universe continues to reinforce that one should Always Karen Out™
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the number of people hitting me up abt the dan & phil hard-launch is, frankly, homophobic
October 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
the number of people hitting me up abt the dan & phil hard-launch is, frankly, homophobic