Jacob Trueman
jacobtrueman.bsky.social
Jacob Trueman
@jacobtrueman.bsky.social
Digital ex-pat from the bird app that got weird.
Imagine if homophobes rebranded their hatred as “sexuality-critical”
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 AM
fuck me i love a trifle
November 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My mental health is surprisingly dependent on Kala and her urban mine
November 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
i swear to god i’m going to go into my 24hr gym at like 4 in the morning and re-organise the weights

it’s fucking chaos
October 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The close up hd footage of the assassination is AUTOPLAYING in YouTube thumbnails

You have to have a license to have a wank in this country but you can see charlie kirk’s violent death ACCIDENTALLY when scrolling on YOUTUBE
September 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
i feel great 🐻
September 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Just had egg on toast. wicked m8 🍳
September 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
sweetcorn on a roast is psychotic
September 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
God I would fucking love the Pokémon card bubble to crash. I want all the scalpers and the “Poké-investors” to lose eeeeeeeverything. Would be delicious.
August 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Pissed as a fart in a berlin gay bar
August 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hello everyone on my currently teeny tiny bluesky account

great to have you aboard!
a cartoon character standing on a beach in front of a cruise ship
ALT: a cartoon character standing on a beach in front of a cruise ship
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August 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
bring back gunge
August 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM