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fight me and my special ears
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Many, many years ago, before this could possibly have been the work of AI, I added the stupidest iron-on patch ant I've ever seen to my Amazon wishlist and it'll probably stay there forever.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
how do you fuck up this bad with a penguin mascot this good
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Butternut squash dinner
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
@iainnd.bsky.social I bought this. It wasn’t terribly cheap either... It has components on it so I think it’s functional in some way but it came with zero instructions.
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
love to get my shots in both arms so that everything hurts symmetrically later
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
A little while ago, Apple Music added an auto-DJ sort of thing where it mixes the end of one song into the next one, and I have mostly left it alone... however, I just had shuffle on and it made a *disgusting* mix of Fujii Kaze's 'Garden' into ABBA's 'The Winner Takes It All'. It was impressive.
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
For what it's worth:

If you're in an industry where networking on LinkedIn is the norm and you're all but forced to have a presence there, you have TWO MORE DAYS to opt out of AI usage in your data privacy settings.
November 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I feel like I didn’t even look up that much super touristy stuff on my phone in Japan but *every single* suggested post, recommended video etc since coming back home has been some unrealistically perfect Japanese scene laid over a song from the Your Name soundtrack. Or an “underground” food spot.
November 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
maybe the real vacation was the bic camera jingle we made along the way
October 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Kojima posting because I bought a similar music player in Japan.
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
You know it’s gonna be a good day because I started cooking dinner at 9AM.
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It has been two days since I skipped an entire night of sleep (on account of airplane) and I am starting to feel like a person again
October 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Broke out the Analogue Pocket dock for the first time in a while to try some recent Japan trip things.
October 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Me, a few hours back into America Mode:

I could fuck up a Tower Records rn. I wonder where the closest big music store is.
October 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
@mattfromalaska.bsky.social is at the “groaning” stage of trying to finish the Biggest Chicken Sandwich.
October 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
is there a mister green apple?
October 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
@mattfromalaska.bsky.social looked for a mew in two large Pokémon stores and finally secured one… in a game center
October 16, 2025 at 10:27 AM
automatic toilet seat is a bit too slap happy
October 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I thought I would try a fancy hotel room for a few days before going to a regular one in Tokyo. I have to use two elevators and tap my room card at no less than two “security door” looking things to get to even arrive at the room. A nice lady showed me what all of the room’s buttons and screens do.
October 12, 2025 at 9:59 AM
shower beer but instead it’s shower strong zero that I forgot I bought at familymart earlier
October 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Thus far I have had precisely two interactions to speak of where I tried to use Japanese:

One in which I asked a question about the trees in a garden and it was understood and went swimmingly,

And dinner just now where the shop owner went “you good at Japanese?” and I said “lol no” and he laughed.
October 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Just stopped Matt from ordering a cup of corn soup at a coffee shop.
October 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Reposted by Jacob
Thirstiest man in Kyoto
October 8, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Matt, finding the smallest gacha corner I’ve ever seen: “Oooh no. I’m gonna spend a lot of money at these.”
October 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM