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Jacky
@jackynoie.bsky.social
Writer, Graphic Designer, Print Enthusiast, Baseball nerd. Full of nonsense geek opinions.
I know it’s January, but every other ad I’m getting is for shapeware or a diet program. I’m over it.
January 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Just watched “Twisters” and my only thought is that Glen Powell played a manic-pixie-tornado chasing-dream-guy. I feel like there’s an essay here.
November 17, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Today, I was behind a car with a license plate that was “N000000”

And I just want to thank whomever it was at the DMV that approved that. Made my day.
November 13, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Been watching a lot of the original DuckTales recently and man, Launchpad McQuack is just such a perfect himbo. I mean, look at him!
November 10, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I know I want to transition from the “other place” to one of the alternatives, but I don’t know which one to pick. Just gonna be sporadic about my posts all over the place!
January 5, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Achievement unlocked: watched enough IKEA hack videos that the algorithm is now giving me them in SWEDISH! (At least, I think it's Swedish?)
January 4, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Here’s hoping if I’m crying in 2024, it’s happy tears.
January 2, 2024 at 1:24 AM
In light of all the footage out there about the PopTart mascot from their bowl game, I had to buy some (Wild Berry) and that’s the snack I’m using to ring in the new year.
January 1, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I want to write a spin on “the Grinch” where while he’s out stealing Christmas from Who-ville, he bumps into the real Santa.
December 28, 2023 at 3:09 PM
I really like My Best Friend’s Wedding but am 1000% certain that after ALL OF THAT Michael and Kimmy never speak to Julianne again.
December 11, 2023 at 1:15 AM
I’m an adult and not ashamed to admit that I can’t even consider watching an episode of The X Files after the sun sets.
November 21, 2023 at 5:00 AM
Listen, I love baseball but I’m totally not watching this World Series.

And yes, there are some interesting narratives, but you’re asking me to choose between a team that decided to bring back Creed and the only team that actually made me cry over a baseball game. So no.
October 25, 2023 at 4:16 AM
When I was little, my parents called me their little rutabaga. Today I found out that this is what a rutabaga looks like. They saw toddler me and thought of this.
October 20, 2023 at 6:33 PM
Without a doubt, the Phillies have the absolute best vibes this postseason.

And no one had better chime in with “oh, but the Rangers…” because bringing back that one Creed song is not what we need in 2023!
October 18, 2023 at 1:08 AM
Hello Bluesky! I am going to have to start learning about your ins and outs! Anyone have any helpful advice?
October 18, 2023 at 12:59 AM