Which cover do you like better? The cover is for a satirical science-fantasy novel. #writingcommunity

My final cover design is done. What do you think?

Does anyone else claim they like seafood salad when really they just enjoy shamelessly eating large amounts of mayonnaise?

Just got my review back from SPR. 4.5 stars and my favorite line is, "Offering wickedly clever commentary on liberation, human nature, and the soul-sucking nature of capitalism, this sardonic but incisive novel crackles with Vonnegutian wit."

Now that X is clearly controlled by the guy who licks the boots of Cheeto Mussolini, I'm trying to move to BlueSky. Please follow and I will #followback if you aren't a bot.

My daughter (7): Words are tricky. Babysitting sounds like a bad thing, like sitting on babies, but it's good. But kidnapping sounds like a good thing, like a kid taking a nap, but it's very bad.

My Daughter (7): Eggplants are berries.
Me: That can't be right.
::Googles::
Well I'll be damned. Eggplants are berries.

My Wife: If we could get any kind of dog, what would you want?

Me: An English Bulldog. I need a dog that makes me look like I've got my shit together by comparison.