Jackson Kennedy
@jacksonxkennedy.bsky.social
Writer.
Easily distracted. Habitual voyeur. Socially awkward. Sweary psychologist. Occasionally smart, more frequently stupid. Jaded cynic. Author of the 173rd greatest novel that less than five people will ever read
Easily distracted. Habitual voyeur. Socially awkward. Sweary psychologist. Occasionally smart, more frequently stupid. Jaded cynic. Author of the 173rd greatest novel that less than five people will ever read
Watched I swear.
Farted.
Told wife i have bum tourettes.
She's wasn't impressed. Bum tourettes isn't a real thing, apparently.
Film is great though #iswear
Farted.
Told wife i have bum tourettes.
She's wasn't impressed. Bum tourettes isn't a real thing, apparently.
Film is great though #iswear
December 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Watched I swear.
Farted.
Told wife i have bum tourettes.
She's wasn't impressed. Bum tourettes isn't a real thing, apparently.
Film is great though #iswear
Farted.
Told wife i have bum tourettes.
She's wasn't impressed. Bum tourettes isn't a real thing, apparently.
Film is great though #iswear
Wondering if anyone will notice if I just stick a permanent out of office on my emails
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Wondering if anyone will notice if I just stick a permanent out of office on my emails
Hate to be one of 'those' boring-ass people buuuuut
Having been #sober at a few work conferences this year, I can't believe how shit faced I used to get at these things.
Missing sessions, giving presentations hungover, barely sleeping.
People see it. People notice. It's wild.
Having been #sober at a few work conferences this year, I can't believe how shit faced I used to get at these things.
Missing sessions, giving presentations hungover, barely sleeping.
People see it. People notice. It's wild.
July 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hate to be one of 'those' boring-ass people buuuuut
Having been #sober at a few work conferences this year, I can't believe how shit faced I used to get at these things.
Missing sessions, giving presentations hungover, barely sleeping.
People see it. People notice. It's wild.
Having been #sober at a few work conferences this year, I can't believe how shit faced I used to get at these things.
Missing sessions, giving presentations hungover, barely sleeping.
People see it. People notice. It's wild.
My elder daughter is a published poet 😍
June 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My elder daughter is a published poet 😍
There's a hole in my ballbag dear Liza dear Liza,
There's a hole in my ballbag dear Liza, a hole
*from the book of post vasectomy nursery rhymes.
There's a hole in my ballbag dear Liza, a hole
*from the book of post vasectomy nursery rhymes.
June 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
There's a hole in my ballbag dear Liza dear Liza,
There's a hole in my ballbag dear Liza, a hole
*from the book of post vasectomy nursery rhymes.
There's a hole in my ballbag dear Liza, a hole
*from the book of post vasectomy nursery rhymes.
Well fuck, Nothing's gonna stop us now by Starship just shuffled into ears from nowhere, and if that isn't a sign I need to pick this fucking book back up, I don't know what is
June 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Well fuck, Nothing's gonna stop us now by Starship just shuffled into ears from nowhere, and if that isn't a sign I need to pick this fucking book back up, I don't know what is
The youth of today will never know the pain of accidentally leaving your headlights on and coming back to a flat-as-fuck battery
May 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
The youth of today will never know the pain of accidentally leaving your headlights on and coming back to a flat-as-fuck battery
What would you think of me, now?
So lucky, so strong, so proud.
I never said thank you for that,
Now I'll never have a chance
Fuck is wrong with me today 😭😭
So lucky, so strong, so proud.
I never said thank you for that,
Now I'll never have a chance
Fuck is wrong with me today 😭😭
May 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
What would you think of me, now?
So lucky, so strong, so proud.
I never said thank you for that,
Now I'll never have a chance
Fuck is wrong with me today 😭😭
So lucky, so strong, so proud.
I never said thank you for that,
Now I'll never have a chance
Fuck is wrong with me today 😭😭
Growing older is having an ever increasing number of kitchen items I am unwilling to put in the dishwasher
April 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Growing older is having an ever increasing number of kitchen items I am unwilling to put in the dishwasher
Not to be too dramatic, but I think I might be dying
March 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Not to be too dramatic, but I think I might be dying
Read me like one of your polygraphs
March 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Read me like one of your polygraphs
Found myself listening to a lot of Maximo Park recently, which is rarely a good sign
March 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Found myself listening to a lot of Maximo Park recently, which is rarely a good sign
Paint it, black.
March 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Paint it, black.
Oh, so apparently 'because I just don't fucking care' is not a valid response in a work meeting.
February 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Oh, so apparently 'because I just don't fucking care' is not a valid response in a work meeting.
I've never seen God's eyes, but I've seen the Devil's
February 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I've never seen God's eyes, but I've seen the Devil's
Reposted by Jackson Kennedy
This is very urgent. The UK government is planning to change copyright law. If you are an artist, author, musician or work in the creative industry please read this.
www.chrishaughton.com/blog/ai-and-...
www.chrishaughton.com/blog/ai-and-...
AI and copyright - blog - Chris Haughton - AI and copyright
The blog of designer and author Chris Haughton. Chris was listed in Time magazine's DESIGN 100 for his fair trade design work for PEOPLE TREE.
www.chrishaughton.com
February 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
This is very urgent. The UK government is planning to change copyright law. If you are an artist, author, musician or work in the creative industry please read this.
www.chrishaughton.com/blog/ai-and-...
www.chrishaughton.com/blog/ai-and-...
If only I was writing something fun...
February 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If only I was writing something fun...
Got pains in my legs. What my kids might call growing pains. Except I'm in my 40s, I should probably have finished growing by now??
February 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Got pains in my legs. What my kids might call growing pains. Except I'm in my 40s, I should probably have finished growing by now??
So fucking sick of being cold 🥶
My soul needs some sunshine
My soul needs some sunshine
February 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
So fucking sick of being cold 🥶
My soul needs some sunshine
My soul needs some sunshine
Whose very stupid idea was it to leave the house without coffee this morning??
February 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Whose very stupid idea was it to leave the house without coffee this morning??
Gaaaah so close to the end of #dryjanuary and I've just made the mistake of scrolling through a thread which was essentially 'show us your best photo of a #Guinness.
Now I'm thirsty as fuck!! 😬
Now I'm thirsty as fuck!! 😬
January 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Gaaaah so close to the end of #dryjanuary and I've just made the mistake of scrolling through a thread which was essentially 'show us your best photo of a #Guinness.
Now I'm thirsty as fuck!! 😬
Now I'm thirsty as fuck!! 😬
Oh go on then..
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
1/20
#BookSky #BookChallenge #20BookChallenge
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
1/20
#BookSky #BookChallenge #20BookChallenge
January 29, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Oh go on then..
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
1/20
#BookSky #BookChallenge #20BookChallenge
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
1/20
#BookSky #BookChallenge #20BookChallenge