Jack Sawyer
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The only time I hate coding in Python is when I get the indentation wrong.
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The only time I hate coding in Python is when I get the indentation wrong.
Nobody dyes the grey out of their hair anymore. Even the people that still do, don’t.
September 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Nobody dyes the grey out of their hair anymore. Even the people that still do, don’t.
I wrote an algorithm that sorts all the notes of your favorite song from lowest to highest, and then plays them in that order so that you can enjoy your favorite songs with a new perspective.
September 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I wrote an algorithm that sorts all the notes of your favorite song from lowest to highest, and then plays them in that order so that you can enjoy your favorite songs with a new perspective.
Potato salad is just a side, unless you add brisket and chopped chipotles and then it’s a 3 course meal.
September 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Potato salad is just a side, unless you add brisket and chopped chipotles and then it’s a 3 course meal.
Now that Labor Day is over, get back to work.
September 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Now that Labor Day is over, get back to work.
If a mermaid were on house arrest, where would you put the ankle monitor?
August 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
If a mermaid were on house arrest, where would you put the ankle monitor?
I wanted to remind you all that the shield is the second marker.
August 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I wanted to remind you all that the shield is the second marker.
Live for today and make it so beautiful that it’s worth remembering until you’re dead.
August 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Live for today and make it so beautiful that it’s worth remembering until you’re dead.
Just a reminder that you can’t triple stamp a double stamp.
April 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Just a reminder that you can’t triple stamp a double stamp.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo No. 5!!!
March 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo No. 5!!!
I used to make movies with my friends on a VHS camera, and then edit them using 2 VCRs. The 90’s were wild!
March 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I used to make movies with my friends on a VHS camera, and then edit them using 2 VCRs. The 90’s were wild!
Looking back at my life for a moment, I probably should have gone off on a few people and told them how I really felt.
February 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Looking back at my life for a moment, I probably should have gone off on a few people and told them how I really felt.
Why do people get in my LinkedIn page and send connect requests on a Sunday? It’s Sunday. Go outside. Read a book. Cook something from scratch. Get in Bluesky and bitch about LinkedIn.
February 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Why do people get in my LinkedIn page and send connect requests on a Sunday? It’s Sunday. Go outside. Read a book. Cook something from scratch. Get in Bluesky and bitch about LinkedIn.
I just closed 32 tabs! One of them was for the watch I told myself I could buy when I completed this.
Closing the tabs is how I know the job is done, so what I’m really trying to say is I JUST FINISHED A PROJECT! I’m gonna go have a weekend, push this to production on Monday, & start the next one.
Closing the tabs is how I know the job is done, so what I’m really trying to say is I JUST FINISHED A PROJECT! I’m gonna go have a weekend, push this to production on Monday, & start the next one.
February 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I just closed 32 tabs! One of them was for the watch I told myself I could buy when I completed this.
Closing the tabs is how I know the job is done, so what I’m really trying to say is I JUST FINISHED A PROJECT! I’m gonna go have a weekend, push this to production on Monday, & start the next one.
Closing the tabs is how I know the job is done, so what I’m really trying to say is I JUST FINISHED A PROJECT! I’m gonna go have a weekend, push this to production on Monday, & start the next one.
Has the news gotten more devastating, is everything falling apart, or has it always been like this and I just wasn’t paying attention?
February 1, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Has the news gotten more devastating, is everything falling apart, or has it always been like this and I just wasn’t paying attention?
Sometimes I tell myself I need to hurry up or that I’m falling behind even though I know I’m going at a steady pace and making solid progress but really I just want to stay focused and motivated.
January 31, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Sometimes I tell myself I need to hurry up or that I’m falling behind even though I know I’m going at a steady pace and making solid progress but really I just want to stay focused and motivated.
Pet medicine should come pre wrapped in peanut butter or bacon.
January 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Pet medicine should come pre wrapped in peanut butter or bacon.
He’s a CEO, not a President.
January 29, 2025 at 8:38 AM
He’s a CEO, not a President.
Thoughts and prayers to all of you whose ticktock died last night.
January 19, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Thoughts and prayers to all of you whose ticktock died last night.
Today is a gift that has been given to us by President Biden, cherish it! Your friendships will grow stronger once you stop sharing ticktocks and truly begin to bond with those people.
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Today is a gift that has been given to us by President Biden, cherish it! Your friendships will grow stronger once you stop sharing ticktocks and truly begin to bond with those people.
Does anyone know of any good open source projects? It’s hard to pick one, there are so many that are good.
January 12, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Does anyone know of any good open source projects? It’s hard to pick one, there are so many that are good.
Not to brag, but one time I submitted a LeetCode that beat 100.00% of all other submissions in runtime. Thank you. I don’t deserve your admiration. Please donate to your local animal shelter.
January 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Not to brag, but one time I submitted a LeetCode that beat 100.00% of all other submissions in runtime. Thank you. I don’t deserve your admiration. Please donate to your local animal shelter.
I’m in another cantankerous mood today. I know it’s not a very kind and caring way to approach people, but for whatever reason I’m just not in the mood for much of anything today. My bucket is full and I can’t take on more than what I already have. Wish me luck. Let’s make another day!
January 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I’m in another cantankerous mood today. I know it’s not a very kind and caring way to approach people, but for whatever reason I’m just not in the mood for much of anything today. My bucket is full and I can’t take on more than what I already have. Wish me luck. Let’s make another day!
I thought it was interesting that the movie Red One was shot on an Arri Alexa 35, with Panavision Primo, Retro C-, E-, G-, T-Series, ATZ and AWZ2 Lenses as well as a few other Arriflex cameras and various other lenses. Thanks for reading. This information doesn’t matter.
December 28, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I thought it was interesting that the movie Red One was shot on an Arri Alexa 35, with Panavision Primo, Retro C-, E-, G-, T-Series, ATZ and AWZ2 Lenses as well as a few other Arriflex cameras and various other lenses. Thanks for reading. This information doesn’t matter.