Hairy Angel
@jackrubyweapon.bsky.social
I like my beer cold, my cars fast and my homosexuals FLAMING
I must have some residual cbd gummy in me from last night because while in the shower I imagined Trump saying " put your hand on my head and call me Manica " and I've been giggling about for the past 20 minutes
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I must have some residual cbd gummy in me from last night because while in the shower I imagined Trump saying " put your hand on my head and call me Manica " and I've been giggling about for the past 20 minutes
I wonder if there is a conservative owner of a model train company who voted for RFK to cure autism
September 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I wonder if there is a conservative owner of a model train company who voted for RFK to cure autism
Did he who made the lamb make thee?
July 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Did he who made the lamb make thee?
Pray for this dog y'all. Nothing wrong with him, he's just goofy looking af
June 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Pray for this dog y'all. Nothing wrong with him, he's just goofy looking af
Its going to be really sad how many autistic people are going to be excited to get on the trains to RFK's "treatment centers"
May 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Its going to be really sad how many autistic people are going to be excited to get on the trains to RFK's "treatment centers"
If she were Luiga Womangione they'd have already been tried and convicted
April 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If she were Luiga Womangione they'd have already been tried and convicted
*hits blunt*
I've never seen a trans person wear transition lenses
I've never seen a trans person wear transition lenses
February 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
*hits blunt*
I've never seen a trans person wear transition lenses
I've never seen a trans person wear transition lenses
Yall why does this Starbucks have a cuck chair?
January 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Yall why does this Starbucks have a cuck chair?
He was a Toyotathon boy, she was a Honda Savings Event girl. Can I make it any more obvious?
December 31, 2024 at 7:08 PM
He was a Toyotathon boy, she was a Honda Savings Event girl. Can I make it any more obvious?
Bird flew? Uh yeah I sure hope it does !
December 21, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Bird flew? Uh yeah I sure hope it does !
So McDonalds can catch this guy even though he was wearing a disguise, but the Hamburglar has been free for the past 30 years? What kompromat does Hamburglar have on Mayor Mccheese?
December 10, 2024 at 4:22 PM
So McDonalds can catch this guy even though he was wearing a disguise, but the Hamburglar has been free for the past 30 years? What kompromat does Hamburglar have on Mayor Mccheese?
Yeah I like Wicked. Taking a wicked dump after eating Thanksgiving leftovers for 4 days
December 2, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Yeah I like Wicked. Taking a wicked dump after eating Thanksgiving leftovers for 4 days
Honestly the only good thing Biden has done as President is pardon Hunter after Thanksgiving, and not before
December 2, 2024 at 6:37 AM
Honestly the only good thing Biden has done as President is pardon Hunter after Thanksgiving, and not before
Guys be safe out there Turkey withdrawal is real and scary
November 29, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Guys be safe out there Turkey withdrawal is real and scary
Girls with a time machine
"Grandma its me I love you and miss you"
Boys with a time machine
*beating John Knowles to death with a typewriter*
"Fuck Phineas and fuck you, hack faud"
November 25, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Girls with a time machine
"Grandma its me I love you and miss you"
Boys with a time machine
*beating John Knowles to death with a typewriter*
"Fuck Phineas and fuck you, hack faud"
Just got genuinely bummed when I realized Ralph Ciffaretto will never get to see Gladiator 2
November 18, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Just got genuinely bummed when I realized Ralph Ciffaretto will never get to see Gladiator 2
I heard a rumor that Mayor Mcheese had a mcrib removed so he could suck his own mcdock
November 17, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I heard a rumor that Mayor Mcheese had a mcrib removed so he could suck his own mcdock
Guys look at my dog
November 17, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Guys look at my dog
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As a highly-regarded public intellectual I have just come to Bluesky and found it extremely closed-minded and unreceptive to important new ideas, including the one about what a highly-regarded public intellectual I am. Also nobody with girl names responded to my chats, which were also intellectual.
November 17, 2024 at 6:58 AM
As a highly-regarded public intellectual I have just come to Bluesky and found it extremely closed-minded and unreceptive to important new ideas, including the one about what a highly-regarded public intellectual I am. Also nobody with girl names responded to my chats, which were also intellectual.
BREAKING NEWS :
Trump names Josh Duggar as head of the department of "Making sure people don't jerk off to child porn in a shack"
Trump names Josh Duggar as head of the department of "Making sure people don't jerk off to child porn in a shack"
November 15, 2024 at 3:20 AM
BREAKING NEWS :
Trump names Josh Duggar as head of the department of "Making sure people don't jerk off to child porn in a shack"
Trump names Josh Duggar as head of the department of "Making sure people don't jerk off to child porn in a shack"
I know lots if people left the old place to get away from spicy takes but I have to say this, consequences be damned .
There's nothing all that crazy about crazy bread
There's nothing all that crazy about crazy bread
November 14, 2024 at 6:27 AM
I know lots if people left the old place to get away from spicy takes but I have to say this, consequences be damned .
There's nothing all that crazy about crazy bread
There's nothing all that crazy about crazy bread
Took too much benadryl and almost passed out giggling to myself because the name " Broccoli Rabe Zombie" popped into my head
November 10, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Took too much benadryl and almost passed out giggling to myself because the name " Broccoli Rabe Zombie" popped into my head