emailed my favorite reclusive indie author to ask if their (incredible) first novel will ever be republished so all the people I recommend his work to don’t have to buy a $500 copy of it OOP fingers crossed I didn’t cross a line

I told my building about this pigeon that was sitting above our walkway crapping all over our walkway and doors and asked them to put up like a fake owl or something to get him to move along. and instead they sprayed some sort of sticky bird deterrent and now he’s just sitting on the ground by us

almost done with my LOTR reread and it’s made me cry like 4 times

STAY AWAY FROM HER! GET A JOB

I miss when things didn’t suck

watching A Bridge Too Far and i think every famous white dude actor from the 20th century is in it

Jessica Fletcher’s address book must be 300,000 pages long

ooooooh. he’s here again. the man with the child in his eyes

how do i get to the meaner side of Bluesky? if I see one more heckin’ doggo post im going to kill myself.

fuming in my seat as an old drunk hag rants about loving the deportations. then she goes into a 20 minute rant about how her vacations are just driving to other states to go to their buccee’s. makes sense. that tracks.

this is in Manhattan btw. absurd.

came to nyc to help a new guy but i get no time to do that because people see me and then ask me every IT question they’ve been holding in since i was here a month ago. end me.

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Winter blues right on time. I admire the tenacity.

what’s the word for when you go to pick up a can expecting it to be full but it’s empty? there must be a word for it and it’s probably in german.

@pumpkineater6420.bsky.social well played, well played.