Jack "Jack Pederson" Pederson
@jackpederson.bsky.social
born to bask and write songs
forced to mask and write code
gso, nc
forced to mask and write code
gso, nc
Pinned
dopamine button broke (smashed by ennui hammer)
I DON'T WANT STRETCHY CLOTHES MADE OF PLASTIC I WANT CLOTHES MADE OF NATURAL FIBERS THAT FIT ME
December 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I DON'T WANT STRETCHY CLOTHES MADE OF PLASTIC I WANT CLOTHES MADE OF NATURAL FIBERS THAT FIT ME
thinking of ways to make it even more horrible to be inside a costco
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
thinking of ways to make it even more horrible to be inside a costco
worst looking white guy you've ever seen struggling to squeeze relish onto his hot dog at the costco cafeteria
December 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
worst looking white guy you've ever seen struggling to squeeze relish onto his hot dog at the costco cafeteria
deodorant is 10 dollars
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
deodorant is 10 dollars
drinking 10 NA beers and driving
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
drinking 10 NA beers and driving
GROUP COLONOSCOPY!!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
GROUP COLONOSCOPY!!!!!!
every time i go to the grocery store everyone looks miserable
November 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
every time i go to the grocery store everyone looks miserable
it's not gay if you apostatize
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
it's not gay if you apostatize
fimal famtasy
October 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
fimal famtasy
by the way, congrats on being the most morally correct commenter in the comment section!!
October 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
by the way, congrats on being the most morally correct commenter in the comment section!!
can't believe i lost the nobel peace prize AGAIN
October 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
can't believe i lost the nobel peace prize AGAIN
idk who needs to hear this. you don't need alcohol to be stupid. you can just be stupid. you're allowed to be stupid
October 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
idk who needs to hear this. you don't need alcohol to be stupid. you can just be stupid. you're allowed to be stupid
bi boys are gayer than gay boys these days. even straight boys are giving them a run for their money, coming in hot from behind
October 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
bi boys are gayer than gay boys these days. even straight boys are giving them a run for their money, coming in hot from behind
nightmare on elm street but instead of freddy krueger it's just a really stinky guy
October 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
nightmare on elm street but instead of freddy krueger it's just a really stinky guy
you may say i'm a dreamer, but i'm not
-john lennon
-john lennon
September 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
you may say i'm a dreamer, but i'm not
-john lennon
-john lennon
whatever the flight attendants keep yapping about before takeoff can't be that important
September 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
whatever the flight attendants keep yapping about before takeoff can't be that important
turns out "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" was just boomer speak for "i'm autistic and go nonverbal every morning after waking up"
September 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
turns out "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" was just boomer speak for "i'm autistic and go nonverbal every morning after waking up"
just in case you forgot, 9/11 is 0.818181818181 repeating
September 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
just in case you forgot, 9/11 is 0.818181818181 repeating
Reposted by Jack "Jack Pederson" Pederson
hint of lime menthols
hire me newport
hire me newport
September 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
hint of lime menthols
hire me newport
hire me newport
marlblerone
September 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM
marlblerone
"i love extenuating circumstances. i'm a premature milf"
September 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"i love extenuating circumstances. i'm a premature milf"
the fallout from benson boone inevitably shaving his mustache will kill millions
August 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
the fallout from benson boone inevitably shaving his mustache will kill millions
of all the places in the central US to make the main air transportation hub, they chose Dallas, known for its supercell storms
August 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
of all the places in the central US to make the main air transportation hub, they chose Dallas, known for its supercell storms