Jackie Smith
@jackieesmith.bsky.social
terrible skateboarder, bad golfer, average tennis player, keen drinker
Managed 14 holes in some pretty horrid conditions. Definitely need a solution for getting a wet bum whilst carrying a wet golf bag …. 🏌️♀️☔️💧
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Managed 14 holes in some pretty horrid conditions. Definitely need a solution for getting a wet bum whilst carrying a wet golf bag …. 🏌️♀️☔️💧
I bought a new GPS golf watch in Black Friday and decided to go back to Garmin. Can’t go wrong with a Garmin. Only now do I discover it doesn’t show bunkers on a par 3. WTF?! 🤷♀️
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I bought a new GPS golf watch in Black Friday and decided to go back to Garmin. Can’t go wrong with a Garmin. Only now do I discover it doesn’t show bunkers on a par 3. WTF?! 🤷♀️
Well I’ve just made an absolute banger of a butternut squash, red pepper and carrot soup featuring lots of ginger, cinnamon and nutmeg and I’m feeling very satisfied thank you very much 😋
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Well I’ve just made an absolute banger of a butternut squash, red pepper and carrot soup featuring lots of ginger, cinnamon and nutmeg and I’m feeling very satisfied thank you very much 😋
Pleas explain this to me. You can identify my email address, you’ve added this to my Royal Mail app to track it. You’ve sent me a text message to give me a really unspecific delivery time. You delivered a different parcel to me this afternoon. But for this parcel you can’t identify my address 🤷♀️
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Pleas explain this to me. You can identify my email address, you’ve added this to my Royal Mail app to track it. You’ve sent me a text message to give me a really unspecific delivery time. You delivered a different parcel to me this afternoon. But for this parcel you can’t identify my address 🤷♀️
Have to say I am LOVING this Black Friday. 🛍️🛍️🛍️
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Have to say I am LOVING this Black Friday. 🛍️🛍️🛍️
Well, this is a bit different to last week in Spain. Up for golf with a feels like of -3 degrees when we tee off. Carry only so no room to carry bulky layers 🏌️♀️🥶☃️
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Well, this is a bit different to last week in Spain. Up for golf with a feels like of -3 degrees when we tee off. Carry only so no room to carry bulky layers 🏌️♀️🥶☃️
Squid Game The Challenge Season 2. Another banger. Classic reality TV. 👍
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Squid Game The Challenge Season 2. Another banger. Classic reality TV. 👍
Just one of the many problems of living next door to a building site. Found this on the road 2 feet behind where I parked my car last night.
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Just one of the many problems of living next door to a building site. Found this on the road 2 feet behind where I parked my car last night.
Time to go home 🛫
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Time to go home 🛫
Last chance for an early morning range session before travelling home. Lovely sunny day but cold and a bit blowy. 🏌️♀️⛳️
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Last chance for an early morning range session before travelling home. Lovely sunny day but cold and a bit blowy. 🏌️♀️⛳️
✔️ 1st person at breakfast
✔️ 1st person on the range
✔️ Last person off the range
✔️Only person doing some chipping practice
✔️ 1st person into the bar
✔️ Last person out of the bar
✔️ Worst 18 hole (nett) score 😂😂
✔️ 1st person on the range
✔️ Last person off the range
✔️Only person doing some chipping practice
✔️ 1st person into the bar
✔️ Last person out of the bar
✔️ Worst 18 hole (nett) score 😂😂
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
✔️ 1st person at breakfast
✔️ 1st person on the range
✔️ Last person off the range
✔️Only person doing some chipping practice
✔️ 1st person into the bar
✔️ Last person out of the bar
✔️ Worst 18 hole (nett) score 😂😂
✔️ 1st person on the range
✔️ Last person off the range
✔️Only person doing some chipping practice
✔️ 1st person into the bar
✔️ Last person out of the bar
✔️ Worst 18 hole (nett) score 😂😂
Last off the course. First in the bar. EVERY TIME FOLKS. 😛
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Last off the course. First in the bar. EVERY TIME FOLKS. 😛
Woken up at 7:15am by builders working outside my room - just like being at home in other words 😂
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Woken up at 7:15am by builders working outside my room - just like being at home in other words 😂
Do people know the beer is free?
6pm local time and as per usual I’m the only person in the bar. Unfortunately this time I don’t just mean from my group. I mean the ENTIRE BAR 😂😂
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Do people know the beer is free?
FFS! I was just congratulating myself on remembering tickets for something I wanted to see went onsale this evening, only after purchasing do I discover I’ve already got tickets on the same evening to a different gig. FFS. It’s next March who would have thought?!
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
FFS! I was just congratulating myself on remembering tickets for something I wanted to see went onsale this evening, only after purchasing do I discover I’ve already got tickets on the same evening to a different gig. FFS. It’s next March who would have thought?!
6pm local time and as per usual I’m the only person in the bar. Unfortunately this time I don’t just mean from my group. I mean the ENTIRE BAR 😂😂
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
6pm local time and as per usual I’m the only person in the bar. Unfortunately this time I don’t just mean from my group. I mean the ENTIRE BAR 😂😂
Fabulous to be hitting balls outside in the sunshine this afternoon. The weather is so much better than was forecast 🏌️♀️☀️
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Fabulous to be hitting balls outside in the sunshine this afternoon. The weather is so much better than was forecast 🏌️♀️☀️
Getting some gentle range practice in. 🏌️♀️
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Getting some gentle range practice in. 🏌️♀️
Lovely walk through Regents Park into The West End earlier for a spot of birthday clothes shopping and even bumped into Alistair Macintosh driving Lochlan’s pram to the swings 🛍️
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Lovely walk through Regents Park into The West End earlier for a spot of birthday clothes shopping and even bumped into Alistair Macintosh driving Lochlan’s pram to the swings 🛍️
2025 Scratch Prize Cup Winner! 🙌
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
2025 Scratch Prize Cup Winner! 🙌
1 hour turnaround at home and then it’s back up to @EnfieldGC for this year’s prize giving evening 🏆🙌
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
1 hour turnaround at home and then it’s back up to @EnfieldGC for this year’s prize giving evening 🏆🙌
Nice round of golf this morning but it was so slow that I had to walk in after the 17th green as my busy schedule did not make allowances for a 4.5 hour round of golf 😱🤷♀️😡
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Nice round of golf this morning but it was so slow that I had to walk in after the 17th green as my busy schedule did not make allowances for a 4.5 hour round of golf 😱🤷♀️😡
When people don’t park at the end of the allowable parking space meaning no-one can get in behind them. FFS PEOPLE. 😡😡
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
When people don’t park at the end of the allowable parking space meaning no-one can get in behind them. FFS PEOPLE. 😡😡