Jack Cantrell
@jackcantrell.bsky.social
In a stunning, brilliant, defensive move, Greenland, Denmark, and the EU have all agreed to rename Greenland as “The Epsteinf Isles”
They’re already printing the new maps
Come at me, bro
They’re already printing the new maps
Come at me, bro
September 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
In a stunning, brilliant, defensive move, Greenland, Denmark, and the EU have all agreed to rename Greenland as “The Epsteinf Isles”
They’re already printing the new maps
Come at me, bro
They’re already printing the new maps
Come at me, bro
The minute he dies, a process begins
300,000 pages of Epstein Files are going to be loaded into an AI model and then it will be questioned
On the heels of that, Tax Returns will start to be loaded and forensically sorted
300,000 pages of Epstein Files are going to be loaded into an AI model and then it will be questioned
On the heels of that, Tax Returns will start to be loaded and forensically sorted
September 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The minute he dies, a process begins
300,000 pages of Epstein Files are going to be loaded into an AI model and then it will be questioned
On the heels of that, Tax Returns will start to be loaded and forensically sorted
300,000 pages of Epstein Files are going to be loaded into an AI model and then it will be questioned
On the heels of that, Tax Returns will start to be loaded and forensically sorted
You realize that Trump is essentially planning a military seizure of The Pope’s home town
September 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
You realize that Trump is essentially planning a military seizure of The Pope’s home town
When a Republican finally stands up to Trump - have they grown a spine ?
Or a tail ?
Or a tail ?
July 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
When a Republican finally stands up to Trump - have they grown a spine ?
Or a tail ?
Or a tail ?
Hats off to Donald Trump
A Teetotaler who still manages to walk around shit-faced
A Teetotaler who still manages to walk around shit-faced
July 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Hats off to Donald Trump
A Teetotaler who still manages to walk around shit-faced
A Teetotaler who still manages to walk around shit-faced
So, this country is being run by a f^&*er that can't be trusted to drive a car
Show me one time - in his life - that he was anything other than a passenger
Show me one time - in his life - that he was anything other than a passenger
July 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
So, this country is being run by a f^&*er that can't be trusted to drive a car
Show me one time - in his life - that he was anything other than a passenger
Show me one time - in his life - that he was anything other than a passenger
I recommend openly mourning Trump and Musk and openly refusing to believe they're not already dead
Narcissists like that kind of attention
And we wouldn't want to mess with their heads, would we ?
Narcissists like that kind of attention
And we wouldn't want to mess with their heads, would we ?
June 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I recommend openly mourning Trump and Musk and openly refusing to believe they're not already dead
Narcissists like that kind of attention
And we wouldn't want to mess with their heads, would we ?
Narcissists like that kind of attention
And we wouldn't want to mess with their heads, would we ?
At this point we should just go into mourning for Trump & Musk
Narcissists really get off on that
Narcissists really get off on that
June 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
At this point we should just go into mourning for Trump & Musk
Narcissists really get off on that
Narcissists really get off on that
The only reasonable way to sort out the Trump/Musk feud is to surgically stitch their anuses shut and then feed them nothing but peanut butter and Swiss cheese. Then it simply comes down to who surrenders first
Self control comes from within
Self control comes from within
June 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The only reasonable way to sort out the Trump/Musk feud is to surgically stitch their anuses shut and then feed them nothing but peanut butter and Swiss cheese. Then it simply comes down to who surrenders first
Self control comes from within
Self control comes from within
How long before we find out if DOGE planted any viruses or encryption routines in all of those databases that Trump gave them full access to ?
June 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
How long before we find out if DOGE planted any viruses or encryption routines in all of those databases that Trump gave them full access to ?
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Let's not wait for Elon to die to start celebrating
On June 6th, do something nice and unselfish, for the general betterment of all - for the sheer joy of being a good person
Also, partying in the streets would be nice too
On June 6th, do something nice and unselfish, for the general betterment of all - for the sheer joy of being a good person
Also, partying in the streets would be nice too
March 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Let's not wait for Elon to die to start celebrating
On June 6th, do something nice and unselfish, for the general betterment of all - for the sheer joy of being a good person
Also, partying in the streets would be nice too
On June 6th, do something nice and unselfish, for the general betterment of all - for the sheer joy of being a good person
Also, partying in the streets would be nice too
The next working US Government will be designed ENTIRELY around avoiding the way the previous democracy ended
April 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The next working US Government will be designed ENTIRELY around avoiding the way the previous democracy ended
Nobody is going to negotiate with a man who can't hold a position for 24 hours. They're all going to wait, or just play with him to bide time
April 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Nobody is going to negotiate with a man who can't hold a position for 24 hours. They're all going to wait, or just play with him to bide time
Illiterectorate - a group of people who can reliably be expected to make the worst possible choice - because they don't understand the problem - but they recognize one of the choices from TV
April 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Illiterectorate - a group of people who can reliably be expected to make the worst possible choice - because they don't understand the problem - but they recognize one of the choices from TV
Why is it that Musk, Bezos, Zuckerburg, etc - have so bloody much money and don't own sports teams ?
They've got a problem with the look of the work force or something ?
They've got a problem with the look of the work force or something ?
April 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Why is it that Musk, Bezos, Zuckerburg, etc - have so bloody much money and don't own sports teams ?
They've got a problem with the look of the work force or something ?
They've got a problem with the look of the work force or something ?
The people who can't afford to buy the truth - are the people who most can't afford not to know the truth
April 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The people who can't afford to buy the truth - are the people who most can't afford not to know the truth
At any point - during the day, Republicans in the House and the Senate could simply resign as a gesture of "No Confidence" and yield the Majority
The fact that they don't proves they're every single bit as guilty as he is
The fact that they don't proves they're every single bit as guilty as he is
April 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
At any point - during the day, Republicans in the House and the Senate could simply resign as a gesture of "No Confidence" and yield the Majority
The fact that they don't proves they're every single bit as guilty as he is
The fact that they don't proves they're every single bit as guilty as he is
At any point - during the day, the Supreme Court could issue a statement that tanking the global economy is not part of the President's duties that deserves Immunity from Prosecution
The fact that they don't proves they're every single bit as guilty as he is
The fact that they don't proves they're every single bit as guilty as he is
April 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
At any point - during the day, the Supreme Court could issue a statement that tanking the global economy is not part of the President's duties that deserves Immunity from Prosecution
The fact that they don't proves they're every single bit as guilty as he is
The fact that they don't proves they're every single bit as guilty as he is
"Trade Deficit" means exactly the same thing as "Trade Imbalance"
A "Trade Deficit" simply means that we import from them - more than we export to them
Nobody OWES anybody any money
Nobody's getting ripped off
It just means - and only means - that imports exceed exports
A "Trade Deficit" simply means that we import from them - more than we export to them
Nobody OWES anybody any money
Nobody's getting ripped off
It just means - and only means - that imports exceed exports
April 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
"Trade Deficit" means exactly the same thing as "Trade Imbalance"
A "Trade Deficit" simply means that we import from them - more than we export to them
Nobody OWES anybody any money
Nobody's getting ripped off
It just means - and only means - that imports exceed exports
A "Trade Deficit" simply means that we import from them - more than we export to them
Nobody OWES anybody any money
Nobody's getting ripped off
It just means - and only means - that imports exceed exports
For what reason is it possible to pardon someone who has committed a crime on behalf of the pardoner ?
The pardoner should serve out the remainder of the pardoned person's sentence, in that case
Lookin' at you, J6
The pardoner should serve out the remainder of the pardoned person's sentence, in that case
Lookin' at you, J6
April 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
For what reason is it possible to pardon someone who has committed a crime on behalf of the pardoner ?
The pardoner should serve out the remainder of the pardoned person's sentence, in that case
Lookin' at you, J6
The pardoner should serve out the remainder of the pardoned person's sentence, in that case
Lookin' at you, J6
Thanks to the Republican Party, everybody's forgotten how much they dislike Health Care executives
April 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Thanks to the Republican Party, everybody's forgotten how much they dislike Health Care executives