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Jack B. Nimble
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Railfan🚂| Musician 🎸| DJ📻|Dancer🕺| 31| 18+
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Mr. Beast is like Nathan for You, but if he was evil
January 19, 2026 at 7:24 AM
nick shirley is like Ed from Ed, Edd n Eddy, but not as articulate or knowledgeable as Ed is.
January 17, 2026 at 7:23 PM
andrew tate says he wants to volunteer to fight in Greenland. Seeing how that ass got beat in that boxing match he did, I think Greenland will be alright ;)

Bottom G couldn’t fight his way out of a brown paper bag! Also, why are we still talking about this loser in the big ‘26?
January 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Despite everything, I was born in the right generation. I would’ve hated living in the era of carpeted bathrooms.

I hate cleaning toilets as it is. Can you imagine peeing on the seat it or having a diarrhea nightmare on a carpeted toilet?! I’d just throw the whole bathroom away!
January 17, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Kathleen Kennedy is stepping down as president of Lucasfilm. I’m sure basement dwelling Reddit bros who shout at their mother for more meatloaf are rejoicing as we speak!

I hope they enjoy sending death threats to Dave Filoni now.
January 16, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Stormtroopers Who Killed Tatooine Farmers Feared for Their Lives

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Stormtroopers Who Killed Tatooine Farmers Feared for Their Lives - Hard Drive
TATOOINE — Amidst galactic unrest, a group of stormtroopers who burned farmers Owen and Beru Lars alive on the desert planet Tatooine... Continue reading this gem
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January 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Bro, fuck gavin newsom! (But in a left wing way).
big strong savvy gavin newsom apparently doesn’t even have the wherewithal to stand up to ben “i have never satisfied a woman in my life” shapiro
Only 15 days in and we have a strong contender for most embarrassing headline of the year.

Ben. Shapiro. The guy who can't get his wife wet. The guy who needs an old person to open the pickle jar for him.
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Dilbert sucked!
January 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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You see the paper today?
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Latest vid from the Let The Hate Flow Through You Series. Lets see if people actually do what I ask lol
January 13, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Sabrina The Carpenter Engine #SabrinaCarpenter #ThomasTheTankEngine
January 13, 2026 at 11:49 AM
What if the real GTA 6 was the friends we made along the way?
January 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
So we’re all in agreement that ICE can suck a fat dick, but as a Star Wars fan…this is the image you pick to showcase your hatred of ICE?
Delta Squad immediately after the rise of the Empire?! These motherfuckers are space ICE!
Why didn’t ya pick Luke Skywalker or Cassian Andor? Hell! Jar Jar even!
January 10, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Motherfuck jesse watters!
January 9, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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The media (and everyone else) need to stop referring to ICE as "law enforcement".

They are out to perform "ethnic cleansing" and to terrorize the population.

There is nothing "lawful" about it.
January 8, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Keir starmer is a fucking pussy
January 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
So we’re just gonna be in Venezuela for like 25 years, right?
January 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
BAN CHILDREN FROM BREWERIES AND BARS 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 11:45 AM
…but seriously, release the files!
What if the real Epstein files were the friends we made along the way?
December 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
What if the real Epstein files were the friends we made along the way?
December 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
December 17, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Adding onto to what I said yesterday, is what donald trump said about Rob and Michele Reiner the worst thing he’s ever said or done? No.

Is it the worst thing he’s said or done just in the last month? Also no. but man, doesn’t it make you fuckin’ angry?! Absolutely it does!

Fuck you Fuckin’ FUCK
December 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM