Jack Axton
@jackaxton.bsky.social
Occasional streamer of Star Citizen and a guy who enjoys D&D Laserdiscs, air hockey, bad jokes, bad movies, and other buffoonery. Can be found here if you care: https://www.youtube.com/@JackAxton
Awww yeah my best bot with the least amount of figures finally arrived! Good old Seaspray!
September 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Awww yeah my best bot with the least amount of figures finally arrived! Good old Seaspray!
I am just over 2 seasons into Deep Space 9 and the show has been terrible so far.
September 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I am just over 2 seasons into Deep Space 9 and the show has been terrible so far.
Somewhere, the finger of a monkey paw curls.
September 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Somewhere, the finger of a monkey paw curls.
I walked into a store and this small child looks at me and shouts "Not this guuuuuy!"
You ever been absolutely bodied by a 5 year old?
You ever been absolutely bodied by a 5 year old?
September 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I walked into a store and this small child looks at me and shouts "Not this guuuuuy!"
You ever been absolutely bodied by a 5 year old?
You ever been absolutely bodied by a 5 year old?
Raptor Claus, a movie where Santa visits a dinosaur theme park and gets killed by a velociraptor and it becomes Santa Claus (Tim Allen style) and now a special forces team must find a way to track it down before it visits every house in the world and wreaks chaos and bloodshed.
August 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Raptor Claus, a movie where Santa visits a dinosaur theme park and gets killed by a velociraptor and it becomes Santa Claus (Tim Allen style) and now a special forces team must find a way to track it down before it visits every house in the world and wreaks chaos and bloodshed.
Every time I see someone brag about their AI art it feels like Stuart from MadTV shouting "Look what I can do!"
August 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Every time I see someone brag about their AI art it feels like Stuart from MadTV shouting "Look what I can do!"
Oh well then it's fine I guess.
June 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Oh well then it's fine I guess.
Buying more N scale locomotives so I never have to pay taxes again.
April 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Buying more N scale locomotives so I never have to pay taxes again.
I swear every time I go back to my hometown it gets a little shittier, so in the interest of preservation I don't think I'll be going back.
April 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I swear every time I go back to my hometown it gets a little shittier, so in the interest of preservation I don't think I'll be going back.
1988 Toyota MR2 Supercharged. Proud to call this one mine. As soon as the rain clears it's T Tops out and Thin Lizzy on the radio.
March 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
1988 Toyota MR2 Supercharged. Proud to call this one mine. As soon as the rain clears it's T Tops out and Thin Lizzy on the radio.
Be the chaos you want to see in the world.
February 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Be the chaos you want to see in the world.
Looking at @amplitudestudios.bsky.social 's Humankind after the Civ 7 release.
thanos says " perhaps i treated you too harshly " in a scene from a movie
ALT: thanos says " perhaps i treated you too harshly " in a scene from a movie
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February 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Looking at @amplitudestudios.bsky.social 's Humankind after the Civ 7 release.
I should have realized I would never connect with my mother politically when we watched Chicken Run together and her takeaway from that was that she should start a chicken farm.
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I should have realized I would never connect with my mother politically when we watched Chicken Run together and her takeaway from that was that she should start a chicken farm.
Tell me you didn't read the bible without telling me you didn't read the bible.
February 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Tell me you didn't read the bible without telling me you didn't read the bible.
I was going to say that our current government looks a lot like Clowns Without Borders but I looked it up and turns out that's a real organization and they've done far more good in this world than this administration ever will.
February 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I was going to say that our current government looks a lot like Clowns Without Borders but I looked it up and turns out that's a real organization and they've done far more good in this world than this administration ever will.
Once a crazy lady told me that demons had taken over all the churches and they were walking around the world by the thousands in human skin and I'm beginning to suspect she wasn't actually crazy.
January 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Once a crazy lady told me that demons had taken over all the churches and they were walking around the world by the thousands in human skin and I'm beginning to suspect she wasn't actually crazy.
The hardest thing about cooking is him.
January 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The hardest thing about cooking is him.
And so the Dread Winter begins.
January 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
And so the Dread Winter begins.
"Like be a man and buy me this, you know?" -Overheard from two girls in the Lego section looking at the Lego flower sets.
Anyone dating a lady, you know what to do.
Anyone dating a lady, you know what to do.
January 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"Like be a man and buy me this, you know?" -Overheard from two girls in the Lego section looking at the Lego flower sets.
Anyone dating a lady, you know what to do.
Anyone dating a lady, you know what to do.
Not a care in the world.
January 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Not a care in the world.
Here I am, making spaghetti at 7AM because I have lost all control of my life.
January 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Here I am, making spaghetti at 7AM because I have lost all control of my life.
Saw Nosferatu tonight. Or maybe I didn't, because filmmakers have forgotten what lighting is and telling a visual story means the audience needs to see what the hell is going on.
December 26, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Saw Nosferatu tonight. Or maybe I didn't, because filmmakers have forgotten what lighting is and telling a visual story means the audience needs to see what the hell is going on.
I couldn't help myself now I gotta go find them all and do silly things.
December 25, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I couldn't help myself now I gotta go find them all and do silly things.
Trainbots Getsuei and Suiken! What a Christmas!
December 25, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Trainbots Getsuei and Suiken! What a Christmas!