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Nik
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Toodaloo kangaroo 🦘
Tampa, FL
I’ve drawn up my will, set up a trust and informed my friends what business of mine I want shouted over the loud speaker and who to heckle. Also who to have security escort out.
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My kids get SOO mad at me whenever I mention how ill die one day and what my wishes are
I hate that talking about death/final wishes and shit is so taboo

Like damn, can’t a nigga prepare you so you don’t gotta be out here looking crazy when I’m gone?!?
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Reposted by Nik
Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"

guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
There’s no way I’m older than this haphazard looking dimwit.
This is good reporting and all that but here's the thing I learned the other day: Bill Pulte, the 50-year-mortgage dude and the guy who keeps pulling the mortgage docs of Trump's enemies is only 37 years old.

www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
Exclusive | Fannie Mae Watchdogs Probed How Pulte Obtained Mortgage Records of Key Democrats
FHFA’s acting inspector general handed the probe report to the U.S. attorney office that had indicted New York Attorney General Letitia James.
www.wsj.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I have something to say but imma wait til I get through customs first
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’m really going to crash out that everyone has been able to see them but me
Chicago Transit AuthAuroraty
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
You said that as if it sounds good 🤣🤣🤣
you know eggnog is just like…ice cream before it’s frozen, right? 😭😭😭
I wouldn’t know because that whole egg nog/cremas/coquito family is demonic😭😭
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
The permit had very vague language, such as “repairs to church “
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
These churches that got exposed for not being Christlike, have opened another can of worms. This girl found that a pastor possibly fraudulently reported $2.4 million in repairs to the church. Then shortly after purchased a $500,000 home.
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Specifically roaches that got inside of a clothing iron. I will not be explaining that smell.
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
This hotel had the AC set at a diabolical 60°. Turn the heat on and now it smells like roaches.
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 AM
calling that girl a demon and a witch just because it wasn’t their first thought to actually try to help a starving baby
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
All of the churches that failed the social experiment are reacting very very poorly. It’s expected but just as disappointing.
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
That is so gross and uncouth.
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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OH MY GOD YALL LOOK 😭😭😭😭
November 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
More than doubled from last October to this October
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
current price increase month over month compared to this time last year. Mind you I use less energy when it cools down
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It’s so funny that so many young adults and teens think Kayla Nicole made a song to get at Taylor swift. And the fact that the song fits and looks like she really could have sung it. And it has the nerve to be a bop.
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
What are normal prices for dry cleaning? I was quoted $56 for 4 items of clothing and I think I’d rather just shrink it in my washing machine
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Why is everything so loud????
what are we going to fuss over today friends?
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Literally! There is nothing that they sell or have to say that excuses how they predate the black community
I want her and the entire family to GO AWAY. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I’m so weak at Kim K telling Niecy Nash that Kevin Hart liked her soul food meal and Niecy saying “don’t nobody trust Kevin!!” 😂😂😂😂
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My people!
I don’t like Swizz beats at all especially when he start talking and saying random adlibs. “SHOWTIME” 💀
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Is it just me or do the bodies on fashion nova make you NOT want to buy the clothes
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Losing an election by 64 points is SSSSSOOOOOO FUNNY
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM