Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
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The Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology is the premier source of science too real for the scientific establishment. Come find our papers at jabde.com or r/ImmaterialScience and we accept almost all submissions
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Paper here: jabde.com/2026/02/08/g...
Glide Ratio Optimization in the Olympic Ski Jump via Cosmetic Penis Enlargement - Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
In this paper we look at the science behind the controversial method of cosmetic penis enlargement to increase ski jump distance
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February 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Paper here: jabde.com/2026/02/08/g...
Glide Ratio Optimization in the Olympic Ski Jump via Cosmetic Penis Enlargement
February 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Glide Ratio Optimization in the Olympic Ski Jump via Cosmetic Penis Enlargement
[New Article] Utilizing LLMs as a Data Decompression Scheme
Why send small email when you can send big email?
Why send small email when you can send big email?
February 2, 2026 at 12:50 PM
[New Article] Utilizing LLMs as a Data Decompression Scheme
Why send small email when you can send big email?
Why send small email when you can send big email?
I forgot that if you make memes in ppt instead of MSPaint, you can use WordArt like a boss
January 29, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I forgot that if you make memes in ppt instead of MSPaint, you can use WordArt like a boss
Quit leaving money on the table and start filling in your empty graph spaces with targeted advirtising! 🧪🧪🧪
January 22, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Quit leaving money on the table and start filling in your empty graph spaces with targeted advirtising! 🧪🧪🧪
New Article by Pope Leo XIV! Caelum Non Est ℵ₀: Emendatio Iactationis Pascalii per Ordines Infinitatis
January 20, 2026 at 1:15 PM
New Article by Pope Leo XIV! Caelum Non Est ℵ₀: Emendatio Iactationis Pascalii per Ordines Infinitatis
I would have loved to write this, it’s great. Before I even started writing these sorts of things by like a year haha
January 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I would have loved to write this, it’s great. Before I even started writing these sorts of things by like a year haha
This feels like a quiz we would make
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
This feels like a quiz we would make
RFK keeps trying to submit papers to our journal about red meat diets but we’ve only accepted his Cuckoo puffs paper so far
January 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
RFK keeps trying to submit papers to our journal about red meat diets but we’ve only accepted his Cuckoo puffs paper so far
For anyone wondering why Greenland is suddenly so important, this plan has been more than 150 years in the making
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
For anyone wondering why Greenland is suddenly so important, this plan has been more than 150 years in the making
Can any other MFM’s out there confirm this?
January 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Can any other MFM’s out there confirm this?
Don’t just speculate. Gather the data, crunch the numbers, analyze it, draw conclusions
January 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Don’t just speculate. Gather the data, crunch the numbers, analyze it, draw conclusions
Full release here: jabde.com/2025/12/31/t...
Transparent Release of the Epstein Vectors Linear Algebra Study Guide - Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
In this ultimate transparent release, we are are publicly posting our study guide for Epstein Vectors for the whole world to see
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December 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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In a move of transparency, we have uploaded the full pdf of our study guide on Epstein Vectors to out website. Our math department and linear algebra professors have nothing to hide
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
In a move of transparency, we have uploaded the full pdf of our study guide on Epstein Vectors to out website. Our math department and linear algebra professors have nothing to hide
Few people actually know this, but we don’t actually know what the lyrics of Auld Lang Syne mean
December 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Few people actually know this, but we don’t actually know what the lyrics of Auld Lang Syne mean
Merry Christmas everyone! I hope last night’s drone swarm got everyone’s gift delivered safely!
December 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Merry Christmas everyone! I hope last night’s drone swarm got everyone’s gift delivered safely!