Daniel Laughland
jabberwik.bsky.social
Daniel Laughland
@jabberwik.bsky.social
Enthusiast
Disabling the “restore tabs from last session” option on individual workstations should be a violation of the Geneva conventions
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Sometimes I only need a simple answer from AI, but it gives me a much longer explanation, just in case. This…might be the case.
September 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Ever have one of those days where you are so tired that while you’re catching up on emails at work you nod off with your finger on the ‘e’ key and end up accidentally archiving your entire email inbox? That would be a pretty wild thing to have happen, wouldn’t it?
September 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Just gotta thank Dr. Oz for creating a world where I can’t see the word “crudités” without laughing
November 16, 2024 at 5:22 AM
It's so easy to take http://ASP.NET for granted. Try writing a web app in Node.JS if you want to realize just how many batteries are included and how much time that saves you.
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Ah, the peaceful quiet of the first 10 minutes of the workday, before my laptop fan starts running full tilt for the next 8 hours.
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 AM
If you regularly delete people who are CC'd on an email thread that is no longer relevant to them, you deserve a raise
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 AM
I allowed a domain name to expire today. Some of you know what a big step that is.
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Oh shit, they were handing out free Choco Tacos at Baird Night at the Zoo like 4 days ago. Had no idea I was having such a priceless experience. Live in the moment, eh
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 AM
OKAY THEN @forallmankind_ you're just gonna start the season turned up to 11 already huh
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 AM
The hold music for our PCI Compliance vendor is a song I immediately recognized from @replyall, so I’ve got that going for me

https://open.spotify.com/track/4PsoTGtWn8e2SsZzyyAigc?si=rE5x2w-qTzqpCbAv82pKIA
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Sesame seed bagels are a conspiracy invented by dental floss companies
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 AM
My dog has learned the sound when I end a Teams call and comes over for pets when she hears it and this is why I can never go back to the office
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 AM
So I have to confess
This song gets stuck in my head sometimes
It's called "Kill Dash Nine"
Which is a Unix thing
And it's going to get much, much nerdier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fow7iUaKrq4
Monzy performs at Stanford Univ.
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 AM
I'm attending a conference for the mortgage biz next week, and so far this month I've gotten OVER TWO HUNDRED unsolicited emails from their sponsors.

Anyway, that doesn't happen with @ThatConference and I want them to know how much I appreciate it.
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Cool so what do you do when @fedex delivers to the wrong house? Wait for your neighbors to get home and pray your expensive shit isn’t out in freezing temps for days, or go play hide-and-seek and pray nobody thinks you’re a porch pirate?
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 AM
TFW you find the quietest, most out-of-the-way part of the airport, where there are no people and abundant seating, and you take off your mask and enjoy your Big Breakfast with Hotcakes, and nothing interrupts you.
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Wait, that’s an actual word?

Wordle 212 3/6

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November 16, 2024 at 5:21 AM
It seems like every couple days when I search for Wordle, the actual game has fallen another spot in the results in favor of news articles about Wordle. Will SEO be the thing that finally kills the fad?
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 AM
If we’re being honest #Windows11, I don’t think you know me well enough to say that.
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 AM
I keep mistyping "dotnet" as "gotnet" (because I'm *that* good at keyboards) and honestly I'm surprised I haven't seen it on a @shanselman t-shirt yet.
November 16, 2024 at 5:20 AM
When @BGBarrister calls me the caller ID says “BG BARRISTER MF” and I know it means Mayfair but I still always read it in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice in my head
November 16, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Catch you on the other side! #Windows11
November 16, 2024 at 5:20 AM