yet another silly goose
@jaaronmo.bsky.social
bartender picture drawer montrealer //
// send em to the flames where the orcs live
// send em to the flames where the orcs live
It’s been decades I’ve known to refuse that dude service if I had the misfortune of him walking into my bar. Put a leash on your celebrities god damn
February 18, 2026 at 6:14 PM
It’s been decades I’ve known to refuse that dude service if I had the misfortune of him walking into my bar. Put a leash on your celebrities god damn
This dive bartender approves
February 18, 2026 at 6:12 PM
This dive bartender approves
Spiritual Cramp is this generation’s spiritual successor to Franz Ferdinand
October 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Spiritual Cramp is this generation’s spiritual successor to Franz Ferdinand
David Byrne fatigue
October 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
David Byrne fatigue
Way too late and after leaving the other place I realized my use case for Spotify: Manually rebuilding my Apple Music playlists in their search bar so I can share a worse sounding version with my terrible and unconscionable friends still stuck on their dogshit service
July 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Way too late and after leaving the other place I realized my use case for Spotify: Manually rebuilding my Apple Music playlists in their search bar so I can share a worse sounding version with my terrible and unconscionable friends still stuck on their dogshit service
Every day I turn my phone on and passively participate in the attention economy. Everyday, in my barely on-grid fashion, I read the names of the same few ghouls repeated in every corner of even the "good internet". It's making me sick, and I think it's time to log out and get a dumb phone.
July 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Every day I turn my phone on and passively participate in the attention economy. Everyday, in my barely on-grid fashion, I read the names of the same few ghouls repeated in every corner of even the "good internet". It's making me sick, and I think it's time to log out and get a dumb phone.
I will confess here that I always pocket a couple of these lil guys whenever I shop for groceries
July 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I will confess here that I always pocket a couple of these lil guys whenever I shop for groceries
Also for the record Day 1 of Month 6 of no drinky yay me
June 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Also for the record Day 1 of Month 6 of no drinky yay me
For the record- Star Trek TNG is the best television series of all time, come at me bro
June 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
For the record- Star Trek TNG is the best television series of all time, come at me bro
I seem to think I enjoy Pellegrino yet do I ever finish a bottle of the damn stuff
May 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I seem to think I enjoy Pellegrino yet do I ever finish a bottle of the damn stuff
get that bag girl
Sydney Sweeney is selling 5,000 bars of soap that contain drops of her own bathwater, in collaboration with Dr. Squatch.
May 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
get that bag girl
flirting with the bank teller when broke
May 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
flirting with the bank teller when broke
smoking cigarettes why do I do this
April 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
smoking cigarettes why do I do this
the "Oh" at the 2:37 mark of Shoom (TRST (2012)) is one of those sounds that still makes me sweat
April 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
the "Oh" at the 2:37 mark of Shoom (TRST (2012)) is one of those sounds that still makes me sweat
Every review describing Daredevil as a payoff in the 8th episode just reminds me that binge watching isn't normal and it's a disservice to a good story to bend it out of shape
April 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Every review describing Daredevil as a payoff in the 8th episode just reminds me that binge watching isn't normal and it's a disservice to a good story to bend it out of shape
fuck I'm out of reasons to procrastinate and it's hardly noon
April 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
fuck I'm out of reasons to procrastinate and it's hardly noon
It's snowing in April I forgot my sertraline yesterday and I finished the White Lotus and now I'm mad
April 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It's snowing in April I forgot my sertraline yesterday and I finished the White Lotus and now I'm mad
squirrels do not understand smoking
March 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
squirrels do not understand smoking
Rose Byrne I mean what can I say
March 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Rose Byrne I mean what can I say
Apple TV how am I only now finding out about Platonic like I'm here all the time
March 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Apple TV how am I only now finding out about Platonic like I'm here all the time
One-sixth of project Sober 2025 complete- I hope I'm more pleasant with folks on the day-to-day than I was in January (yikes)
March 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
One-sixth of project Sober 2025 complete- I hope I'm more pleasant with folks on the day-to-day than I was in January (yikes)
I went to the Lincoln Lawyer binge and all I got was this lousy crush on Becki Newton
January 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I went to the Lincoln Lawyer binge and all I got was this lousy crush on Becki Newton
Weirdly encouraging for me now knowing that Paul Blart can convincingly play a white supremacist
December 30, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Weirdly encouraging for me now knowing that Paul Blart can convincingly play a white supremacist
