Damn

I didn't write my first book until I was 31. I now have over 30 novels and dozens of comics in print. Do you know how old you will be by the time you write that book of your heart? The same age you would be if you didn't write it, but YOU WROTE A BOOK. It's never too late.

Every time I get time off work, I get sick. It’s maddening. I just want to vegetate and play video games, not cough my lungs up

My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books

Brutal.

He refused to bend the knee to Putin's Puppet and Couchfucker McGee. SLAVA UKRAINI!🌻💪

Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot

Man, Dracula is a good book but Helsing bloody loves to waffle on, doesn’t he

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