#haikaveh
A silly little drabble that I came up with when talking with yours truly @izerna.bsky.social
It's been a while, but I still like it so much that I have put it into a nice layout for everyone to enjoy.
A silly little drabble that I came up with when talking with yours truly @izerna.bsky.social
It's been a while, but I still like it so much that I have put it into a nice layout for everyone to enjoy.
Au where their ages switch
🏛: sigh, yes, senior.
🌱: you don't need to call me that. Just call me haithypoo like you always have.
🏛: wha- I don't remember-!
Several days ago.
👦: hey, Al!
🏛: it's haithypoo! *hic* Al means 'the'. Respect the language!
Au where their ages switch
🏛: sigh, yes, senior.
🌱: you don't need to call me that. Just call me haithypoo like you always have.
🏛: wha- I don't remember-!
Several days ago.
👦: hey, Al!
🏛: it's haithypoo! *hic* Al means 'the'. Respect the language!
Given that Alhaitham buys furniture to annoy Kaveh, would he go so far as to wear a shirt with Kaveh's face plastered over.
🏛: *walks in through the door*
🌱: *lays on his side, facing the door on the divan*
Hello.
🏛: *walks away and leaves his key.
Given that Alhaitham buys furniture to annoy Kaveh, would he go so far as to wear a shirt with Kaveh's face plastered over.
🏛: *walks in through the door*
🌱: *lays on his side, facing the door on the divan*
Hello.
🏛: *walks away and leaves his key.
Alhaitham tries to form the chocolate into a nice building for Kaveh but it ends up collapsing. He hides his chocolate behind him as all the students gift their chocolate to the blonde senior.
🌱: (he's approaching me...do I give it to him?)
🏛: *quickly looks-
Alhaitham tries to form the chocolate into a nice building for Kaveh but it ends up collapsing. He hides his chocolate behind him as all the students gift their chocolate to the blonde senior.
🌱: (he's approaching me...do I give it to him?)
🏛: *quickly looks-
A young Kaveh climbs onto Santa's lap.
🏛: "Can you bring daddy back?"
🎅: "I'm afraid I can't do that."
🏛: "Oh...Can you give me a super hot boyfriend?"
🎅: "What color?"
🏛: "Green!!!"
Alhaitham in the distance begins writing on a small notepad. 1/3
A young Kaveh climbs onto Santa's lap.
🏛: "Can you bring daddy back?"
🎅: "I'm afraid I can't do that."
🏛: "Oh...Can you give me a super hot boyfriend?"
🎅: "What color?"
🏛: "Green!!!"
Alhaitham in the distance begins writing on a small notepad. 1/3
I'm not saying that I believe it's Chris Hackney, I'm just saying it so that if it is him, I can pretend to be a genius.
And if not? Uh...
I'm not saying that I believe it's Chris Hackney, I'm just saying it so that if it is him, I can pretend to be a genius.
And if not? Uh...
For his birthday, Alhaitham is greeted by Kaveh dressed scandalous for his gaze alone.
He is pushed to a divan and is given a lap dance. Kaveh turns his head and hides the horror in his heart at Alhaitham's stoic expression.
In actuality, Alhaitham is savoring-
For his birthday, Alhaitham is greeted by Kaveh dressed scandalous for his gaze alone.
He is pushed to a divan and is given a lap dance. Kaveh turns his head and hides the horror in his heart at Alhaitham's stoic expression.
In actuality, Alhaitham is savoring-
Alhaitham lays shirtless as the pan is left unwashed in the sink. Kaveh sneaks in and cracks an egg over his chest.
🌱: what are you doing.
🏛: you're so hot that you could fry an egg. Also you didn't wash the pan so I had no choice.
🥚: *sizzle*
Alhaitham lays shirtless as the pan is left unwashed in the sink. Kaveh sneaks in and cracks an egg over his chest.
🌱: what are you doing.
🏛: you're so hot that you could fry an egg. Also you didn't wash the pan so I had no choice.
🥚: *sizzle*
#Aventurine #DrRatio #Ratiorine #Aventio
#Aventurine #DrRatio #Ratiorine #Aventio
When Alhaitham finishes cleansing himself, he wraps a towel around his waist.
It is up to Kaveh to reveal the truth to the world:
Alhaitham's cock.
🏛: *hic* it's so big.
🌱: you've come home drunk.
🏛: I can do whatEVER I want!
🌱: sure.
*picks Kaveh up while naked(1/2)
When Alhaitham finishes cleansing himself, he wraps a towel around his waist.
It is up to Kaveh to reveal the truth to the world:
Alhaitham's cock.
🏛: *hic* it's so big.
🌱: you've come home drunk.
🏛: I can do whatEVER I want!
🌱: sure.
*picks Kaveh up while naked(1/2)
When Aventurine has to lift a box, he lets out a small moan.
Ratio perks up at the sound. He suspects that the blonde does this for attention, but he's also aware of his quirks.
🦉: hmm
🦚: what's wrong?
🦉: must you afflict me with those sounds?
🦚: uh, (1/2)
When Aventurine has to lift a box, he lets out a small moan.
Ratio perks up at the sound. He suspects that the blonde does this for attention, but he's also aware of his quirks.
🦉: hmm
🦚: what's wrong?
🦉: must you afflict me with those sounds?
🦚: uh, (1/2)
After they breakup, Kaveh drunkenly writes a thesis about Alhaitham's annoyingly big cock. When a paper is due, he accidentally submits it under a biology analysis assignment.
He got an A- for effort
🏛: n-no way! I don't deserve this grade!
Prof: the assignment- (1/3)
After they breakup, Kaveh drunkenly writes a thesis about Alhaitham's annoyingly big cock. When a paper is due, he accidentally submits it under a biology analysis assignment.
He got an A- for effort
🏛: n-no way! I don't deserve this grade!
Prof: the assignment- (1/3)
my first phaidei art!! god i LOVE LOVE LOVE them so much i wasn't expecting this puppykitty dynamic they're everything to me 😭
#phaidei
my first phaidei art!! god i LOVE LOVE LOVE them so much i wasn't expecting this puppykitty dynamic they're everything to me 😭
#phaidei