ivy
@ivydeer.bsky.social
deer-human thing living in los angeles // 30s // they, them, theirs // love is the key to the city // pfp by repoghost
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04 Feb 2026
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
04 Feb 2026
spent an hour in therapy today talking about that cursed amulet i have that speaks to me in latin and makes me Do Things
February 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
spent an hour in therapy today talking about that cursed amulet i have that speaks to me in latin and makes me Do Things
DO NOT share this code with anyone. Ivy will NEVER ask you for this code: 951052. - Msg&Data rates may apply. Reply STOP to cancel.
February 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
DO NOT share this code with anyone. Ivy will NEVER ask you for this code: 951052. - Msg&Data rates may apply. Reply STOP to cancel.
some of you would pray for this to happen to you
February 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
some of you would pray for this to happen to you
saw a stage production of “who’s afraid of virginia woolf” - VIOLENCE, VIOLENCE!!
February 1, 2026 at 8:34 AM
saw a stage production of “who’s afraid of virginia woolf” - VIOLENCE, VIOLENCE!!
the very talented @mle.bsky.social illustrated an answer to the question, "what if ivy's extremely loud cat had a gun?"
January 31, 2026 at 9:28 PM
the very talented @mle.bsky.social illustrated an answer to the question, "what if ivy's extremely loud cat had a gun?"
telling my pregnant friend to do lots of poppers to make sure the baby comes out gay
January 29, 2026 at 12:27 AM
telling my pregnant friend to do lots of poppers to make sure the baby comes out gay
miss ivy deer’s finishing school:
“remember young ladies, its impolite and improper to go for the eyes or crotch in a fight, unless you're gonna lose"
“remember young ladies, its impolite and improper to go for the eyes or crotch in a fight, unless you're gonna lose"
January 28, 2026 at 6:50 PM
miss ivy deer’s finishing school:
“remember young ladies, its impolite and improper to go for the eyes or crotch in a fight, unless you're gonna lose"
“remember young ladies, its impolite and improper to go for the eyes or crotch in a fight, unless you're gonna lose"
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hi Philip Glass play a basement show instead
January 27, 2026 at 5:18 PM
hi Philip Glass play a basement show instead
texting my boss, ”hey so do we get a day off if the leviathan awakens?"
January 27, 2026 at 2:43 AM
texting my boss, ”hey so do we get a day off if the leviathan awakens?"
hosted a champagne & martini party saturday. then woke up at 2pm to see the new art show at the frank lloyd wright hollyhock house (with an open bar) - reclaiming my “cafe society furry” title
January 26, 2026 at 4:23 AM
hosted a champagne & martini party saturday. then woke up at 2pm to see the new art show at the frank lloyd wright hollyhock house (with an open bar) - reclaiming my “cafe society furry” title
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i just know that the guy who uploaded this picture on the wikipedia article for cocaine must have doing mad lines while editing [citation needed]
January 22, 2026 at 5:54 PM
i just know that the guy who uploaded this picture on the wikipedia article for cocaine must have doing mad lines while editing [citation needed]
fuck seven minutes in heaven. lets play seven minutes in hell (thats when you’re locked in a dark closet with me and you have 7 minutes to keep me from biting your foreskin off)
January 21, 2026 at 7:27 PM
fuck seven minutes in heaven. lets play seven minutes in hell (thats when you’re locked in a dark closet with me and you have 7 minutes to keep me from biting your foreskin off)
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yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
january in LA. you know what that means. put the top of the convertible down and drive to the beach!
January 16, 2026 at 10:49 PM
january in LA. you know what that means. put the top of the convertible down and drive to the beach!
(dr phil voice) now, ivy, you have a post here where you said, ‘i need the fuckboy fox from that space game to spit in my mouth’
January 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
(dr phil voice) now, ivy, you have a post here where you said, ‘i need the fuckboy fox from that space game to spit in my mouth’
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