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JD Stretch
@iveseenthings.bsky.social
Reader of many posts, author of few.
Father, graphic artist, believer in science, and an average Joe. ⚓🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Found this on Quora. Had to share (apologies if already posted).
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
And now Ice Barbie and her flying, cowardly masked monkeys have found their way to Raleigh with her cosplaying, wannabe militia/plastic badge wearing, pseudo-cops. Get bent, losers. Sorry, but not sorry, you couldn't have been successful otherwise.

www.wral.com/news/local/f...
Federal immigration agents plan Raleigh operations as early as Tuesday, mayor says
Federal immigration agents are on the ground in Raleigh and plan to conduct operations in the area as soon as Tuesday, according to Raleigh Mayor Janet Cowell.
www.wral.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Sic semper tyrannis
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What the absolutef**k?!
79. American citizen.
September 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Be like Jake & Elwood!
September 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My new favorite band!
Dropkick Murphys

Warped Tour Long Beach
July 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ein luftballon
July 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Taking out the trash... (yeah, I still have a few months left on current subscription)
July 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The one where you're a warm-blooded, human being...oh, right...
July 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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If your idea of greatness includes cages, cruelty, and repeating history’s darkest chapters, then congrats, mission accomplished.

And f*ck you!
July 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
But it's not supposed to happen to me!
🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️
June 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
...and we thought 2020 was the apocalypse...
June 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Bears repeating.
June 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Old meme but relevant to me and worth reposting.
June 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Repost if you agree
May 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
But hey, let's not pass up the chance to make this important and somber holiday about me, me, big fat fkn orange draft dodging me.
I can’t even with this guy.
May 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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“The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.” — Treaty of Tripoli, signed by the United States in 1797.
May 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Can't blame him for trying.
May 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."
Love ya, George.
May 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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TANK vs TESLA

"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"

- ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
1 - This fascist group is back on Bluesky.
The Nation and Homeland Party folks:

Authoritarianism and a powerful country
The Nation and Homeland Party ...
May 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Hey Linda, East Carolina wants it's degree back.
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM