Ivan Oozer 🔞
@ivanoozer.bsky.social
Appreciator of brawny beards, fuzzy forearms, hairy chests and happy trails. Drip laugh love.
Please put on your 3D glasses.
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Please put on your 3D glasses.
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Grab the bulge by its horn. #TummyTuesday
February 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Grab the bulge by its horn. #TummyTuesday
Grab the bulge by its horn. #TummyTuesday
February 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Grab the bulge by its horn. #TummyTuesday
Kickoff time is in two hours, but lick-off time is right fucking now. #SundayCumday
February 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Kickoff time is in two hours, but lick-off time is right fucking now. #SundayCumday
Send Help (2026, dir: Sam Raimi)
February 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Send Help (2026, dir: Sam Raimi)
Dripping you a new one. #FatCockFriday
February 7, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Dripping you a new one. #FatCockFriday
I know that today is supposed to be for soft cocks, but sometimes sticking to the rules can get crazy hard.
February 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I know that today is supposed to be for soft cocks, but sometimes sticking to the rules can get crazy hard.
“Are you wearing the God—“ “The Godzilla boxer briefs from Old Navy? Yeah, I am. But probably not for much longer.” #SoftCockSaturday
January 31, 2026 at 7:30 PM
“Are you wearing the God—“ “The Godzilla boxer briefs from Old Navy? Yeah, I am. But probably not for much longer.” #SoftCockSaturday
Lemme see your bush.
January 29, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Lemme see your bush.
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Girls rule, boys drool. #WetWednesday
January 29, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Girls rule, boys drool. #WetWednesday
Girls rule, boys drool. #WetWednesday
January 29, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Girls rule, boys drool. #WetWednesday
Out: Shake Shack. In: shake sack. (Also I apologize for this profoundly stupid caption.) #MonochromeMonday
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Out: Shake Shack. In: shake sack. (Also I apologize for this profoundly stupid caption.) #MonochromeMonday
Exhausted from shoveling snow all afternoon but I rallied for #SundayCumday.
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Exhausted from shoveling snow all afternoon but I rallied for #SundayCumday.
Blizzard conditions outside but my hard cock feels nice and toasty.
January 25, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Blizzard conditions outside but my hard cock feels nice and toasty.
Alexa, play “Limp” by Fiona Apple. #SoftCockSaturday #SCS
January 25, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Alexa, play “Limp” by Fiona Apple. #SoftCockSaturday #SCS
My impression of a reeeeeally broken metronome. #FatCockFriday
January 24, 2026 at 2:15 AM
My impression of a reeeeeally broken metronome. #FatCockFriday
My impression of a broken metronome. #FatCockFriday
January 23, 2026 at 11:27 PM
My impression of a broken metronome. #FatCockFriday
January 23, 2026 at 1:41 AM
It’s a big drip on a #WetWednesday (sung to the tune of Billy Idol’s “White Wedding”).
January 22, 2026 at 3:23 AM
It’s a big drip on a #WetWednesday (sung to the tune of Billy Idol’s “White Wedding”).
It’s fine. I was gonna wash my pillowcase tomorrow anyway. #SundayCumday
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
It’s fine. I was gonna wash my pillowcase tomorrow anyway. #SundayCumday
Just lying in bed and thinking that I should get up but my body thought I meant “get it up” so now here we are.
January 18, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Just lying in bed and thinking that I should get up but my body thought I meant “get it up” so now here we are.
“I saw a hot guy I follow post a pic for #SoftCockSaturday, so I posted a pic for #SoftCockSaturday.” —me if I was a character in Mean Girls #SCS
January 17, 2026 at 6:57 PM
“I saw a hot guy I follow post a pic for #SoftCockSaturday, so I posted a pic for #SoftCockSaturday.” —me if I was a character in Mean Girls #SCS
Thinking outside the boxer briefs. #FatCockFriday #FCF
January 17, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Thinking outside the boxer briefs. #FatCockFriday #FCF