Ivan Oozer 🔞
@ivanoozer.bsky.social
Appreciator of brawny beards, fuzzy forearms, hairy chests and happy trails. Drip laugh love.
Thankful that we have #FatCockFriday to help delay post-Christmas depression by 24 hours.
December 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Thankful that we have #FatCockFriday to help delay post-Christmas depression by 24 hours.
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I’m dreaming of a wet Christmas. #ThirstyThursday
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’m dreaming of a wet Christmas. #ThirstyThursday
I’m dreaming of a wet Christmas. #ThirstyThursday
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’m dreaming of a wet Christmas. #ThirstyThursday
Dirty Reddit is testing me.
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Dirty Reddit is testing me.
Looks like Christmas precame a little early this year. #WetWednesday
December 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Looks like Christmas precame a little early this year. #WetWednesday
Boldly going where no man has gone before. #TesticleTuesday
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Boldly going where no man has gone before. #TesticleTuesday
Man with chest hair checking in.
December 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Man with chest hair checking in.
Coming to grips with myself. (And almost cumming.) #MonochromeMonday #MCM
December 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Coming to grips with myself. (And almost cumming.) #MonochromeMonday #MCM
So #SundayCumday was a messy success.
December 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
So #SundayCumday was a messy success.
After #SoftCockSaturday comes #StiffCockSaturdayNight.
December 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
After #SoftCockSaturday comes #StiffCockSaturdayNight.
Alexa, play “Soft Serve” by Soul Coughing. #SoftCockSaturday #SCS
December 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Alexa, play “Soft Serve” by Soul Coughing. #SoftCockSaturday #SCS
So plump it slumps. #FatCockFriday #FCF
December 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
So plump it slumps. #FatCockFriday #FCF
If you would woo, I’d bust my strings for you. #WetWednesday
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If you would woo, I’d bust my strings for you. #WetWednesday
What, we some kind of Hairy Tiddies Squad?
December 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What, we some kind of Hairy Tiddies Squad?
I meant to post a #TummyTuesday video earlier, but something kept getting in the way.
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I meant to post a #TummyTuesday video earlier, but something kept getting in the way.
Checking in on my Bluesky buddies at bedtime always leads to a bit of mischief. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
December 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Checking in on my Bluesky buddies at bedtime always leads to a bit of mischief. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
When your brain wants to edge but your cock wants to cum. #SundayCumday
December 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
When your brain wants to edge but your cock wants to cum. #SundayCumday
Is there a nationwide shortage of Rolos candy? I’m trying to find some for a Christmas baking thing, but they’re sold out everywhere. Anyway here’s my semi. #SoftCockSaturday
December 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Is there a nationwide shortage of Rolos candy? I’m trying to find some for a Christmas baking thing, but they’re sold out everywhere. Anyway here’s my semi. #SoftCockSaturday
Today is #FatCockFriday. Today is also when the Festival of Unmentionable Thoughts is celebrated every year. So feel free to go nuts in the replies. #FCF
December 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Today is #FatCockFriday. Today is also when the Festival of Unmentionable Thoughts is celebrated every year. So feel free to go nuts in the replies. #FCF
#Fursday‘s forecast called for a high dew point, and I’m pretty sure it delivered.
December 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
#Fursday‘s forecast called for a high dew point, and I’m pretty sure it delivered.
A different kind of happy trail. #WetWednesday
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
A different kind of happy trail. #WetWednesday
No clue what I was doing here. #TummyTuesday
December 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
No clue what I was doing here. #TummyTuesday
My favorite black-and-white movie is It Fappened One Night. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My favorite black-and-white movie is It Fappened One Night. #MonochromeMonday #MCM