Ivan
ivanhyena.bsky.social
Ivan
@ivanhyena.bsky.social
Just some guy
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Guys, new frog just dropped
Teeny orange #toadlet found in #Brazil. A unique mating call led biologists to this newly discovered pint-sized #amphibian. #frog

Link for more photos and information of this 1 cm long beauty: www.popsci.com/environment/...
December 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Bouillon cubes are far better than I had been led to believe.
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Wow. Making food with leftovers has the same energy as fixing something with a screw from the grandpa jar
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’m tired of being on my thirties. I’m tired all the time, always itchy, allergic to everything and I know it only gets worse from here
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Apparently while I’m all mopey and depressed everyone else is listening to vinyl records naked in the bathtub
October 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I’m tired but gotta make it to 34. Gotta outlive Jesus
October 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Might fuck around. Get into urban metal detecting
October 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Ah shit, overslept and missed the rapture
September 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Henrietta Lacks is the Amen Break of dna
September 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Reposted by Ivan
Shorts? Shorts.
September 6, 2025 at 11:35 AM
So the cesium in the shrimp thing, was that deliberate?
August 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I don’t get it. When does my adventure start? It’s just this forever?
August 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I think I’m near the end of my rope, dunno what to do about it
August 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The masculine urge to bleed out while the monster mash plays
August 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Is an intel 265kf good enough for gaming these days? I haven’t built a pc in a good long time
August 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Imagining a demon throat fucking me while kissing with their long forked tongue
July 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Oh hell yes, YouTube recommended anime demon transgirl music instead of marketing wank for a change
July 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
If penis is so great why isn’t there a penis 2
July 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I swear “the contract” sounds like a friends SoundCloud project that you try to be supportive of. Stop playing it
July 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Dijon mustard flavored toothpaste
June 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Jim is short for jimothy
June 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
They should just get Obama to reinstate his initial deal
June 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ok google, smoke two joints song meaning
June 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Reposted by Ivan
June 6, 2025 at 11:12 AM