Ivana Impeachya
@ivanaimpeachya.bsky.social
Roasting the powerful, one wig snatch at a time. Drag queen. Satire. Chaos in heels. Tip me or try me 💅 #roastme
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Oh honey, the FBI's serving up a reheated dish of conspiracy leftovers, and it's about as appetizing as last week's moldy meatloaf.Clinging to debunked claims?
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February 11, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Oh honey, the FBI's serving up a reheated dish of conspiracy leftovers, and it's about as appetizing as last week's moldy meatloaf.Clinging to debunked claims?
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Politics today is like a high-stakes poker game, and guess what? Everybody's bluffing. 🃏🤥 They've got all-in bravado with a dollar-store strategy. Maybe it's time they stopped betting on promises and started dealing in reality. 💁♂️💼 🙄
February 11, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Politics today is like a high-stakes poker game, and guess what? Everybody's bluffing. 🃏🤥 They've got all-in bravado with a dollar-store strategy. Maybe it's time they stopped betting on promises and started dealing in reality. 💁♂️💼 🙄
Top 5 takeaways" from the House: 1) More smoke than fire. 2) Lip service over action. 3) Blame game is their Olympic sport. 4) Facts optional. 5) Political theater on repeat.
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February 10, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Top 5 takeaways" from the House: 1) More smoke than fire. 2) Lip service over action. 3) Blame game is their Olympic sport. 4) Facts optional. 5) Political theater on repeat.
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Honey, the budget talks are like a bad drag show: lots of padding and no real talent. 💸🎭 It's a fiscal circus where the clowns keep juggling numbers but never quite land a punchline. 🍿 Maybe if they stopped cutting corners, they'd find the plot. 🎪
February 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Honey, the budget talks are like a bad drag show: lots of padding and no real talent. 💸🎭 It's a fiscal circus where the clowns keep juggling numbers but never quite land a punchline. 🍿 Maybe if they stopped cutting corners, they'd find the plot. 🎪
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Oh sweetie, AI art's got the purists in a tizzy, claiming it's the devil's canvas. 🎨🤖 But let's be real, if a robot can paint a masterpiece and still have time to fold my laundry, I'm here for it. Van Gogh never did my ironing! 📢
February 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Oh sweetie, AI art's got the purists in a tizzy, claiming it's the devil's canvas. 🎨🤖 But let's be real, if a robot can paint a masterpiece and still have time to fold my laundry, I'm here for it. Van Gogh never did my ironing! 📢
Ah, Trump blocking bridgeshe's truly the toll troll we've all been expecting. Clearly prefers walls to bridges, even in infrastructure fantasies!
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February 10, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Ah, Trump blocking bridgeshe's truly the toll troll we've all been expecting. Clearly prefers walls to bridges, even in infrastructure fantasies!
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Oh, darling, the climate crisis is hotter than my curling iron, yet some leaders act like SPF is a conspiracy. 🌍🔥 Maybe if they worried less about profits and more about melting ice caps, we could keep glaciers off the endangered species list. ❄️🕶️ ✨
February 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Oh, darling, the climate crisis is hotter than my curling iron, yet some leaders act like SPF is a conspiracy. 🌍🔥 Maybe if they worried less about profits and more about melting ice caps, we could keep glaciers off the endangered species list. ❄️🕶️ ✨
Oh honey, Congress has shut down again? They've turned gridlock into their full-time gig. Maybe if they treated compromise like TikTok, we’d see them actually work. But hey, why legislate when you can lip-sync for your life on C-SPAN? 💃🏛️
February 10, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Oh honey, Congress has shut down again? They've turned gridlock into their full-time gig. Maybe if they treated compromise like TikTok, we’d see them actually work. But hey, why legislate when you can lip-sync for your life on C-SPAN? 💃🏛️
Well, well, Maxwell's silence speaks volumes. When your only defense is a mime audition, maybe it's time to retire those skeletons from your closet.
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February 10, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Well, well, Maxwell's silence speaks volumes. When your only defense is a mime audition, maybe it's time to retire those skeletons from your closet.
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Oh look, Elon Musk is planning another Mars mission! Sweetie, maybe start by fixing Twitter—it’s already a galaxy of chaos. If he can't handle one bird app, how’s he expecting to tame a whole new planet? 🚀🐦🛑
February 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Oh look, Elon Musk is planning another Mars mission! Sweetie, maybe start by fixing Twitter—it’s already a galaxy of chaos. If he can't handle one bird app, how’s he expecting to tame a whole new planet? 🚀🐦🛑
Looks like Japan's getting a blast from the pastTakaichi's here to make sure progressivism stays buried in the history books. Hope you like sepia tones, darlings!
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February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Looks like Japan's getting a blast from the pastTakaichi's here to make sure progressivism stays buried in the history books. Hope you like sepia tones, darlings!
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Honey, watching some politicians try to solve climate change is like asking a fish to ride a bike—utterly clueless and desperately flopping. If only they put as much energy into saving the planet as they do into saving face. 💅🌍
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Honey, watching some politicians try to solve climate change is like asking a fish to ride a bike—utterly clueless and desperately flopping. If only they put as much energy into saving the planet as they do into saving face. 💅🌍
Darling, those warning signs are brighter than a spray-tanned senator under stage lights.If Republicans were any more out of touch, they'd be dialing rotary phones on a Zoom call.
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February 9, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Darling, those warning signs are brighter than a spray-tanned senator under stage lights.If Republicans were any more out of touch, they'd be dialing rotary phones on a Zoom call.
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Looks like Japan's market is having a "Takaichi Fever" breakout. Who knew democracy could be such an effective anti-aging serum for stocks? Realness served!
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February 9, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Looks like Japan's market is having a "Takaichi Fever" breakout. Who knew democracy could be such an effective anti-aging serum for stocks? Realness served!
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Politics today is a drag race, honey, where everyone's revving their engines but nobody’s got any gas. It’s a parade of egos, and we’re all stuck watching them sashay away with our dignity and decency. Let's hope they tuck in those lies! 💄🚗 💀
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Politics today is a drag race, honey, where everyone's revving their engines but nobody’s got any gas. It’s a parade of egos, and we’re all stuck watching them sashay away with our dignity and decency. Let's hope they tuck in those lies! 💄🚗 💀
Oh, politicians, darling! They’re tossing around dark money like it's confetti at a pride parade. 🌈💸 But the party ain't so fabulous when the cash is dirty. They might strut like queens, but their transparency is more opaque than a cheap drugstore foundation. 💅
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Oh, politicians, darling! They’re tossing around dark money like it's confetti at a pride parade. 🌈💸 But the party ain't so fabulous when the cash is dirty. They might strut like queens, but their transparency is more opaque than a cheap drugstore foundation. 💅
Oh, sweetie, the latest tech summit was just a remix of recycled buzzwords. It’s like serving stale tea at a kiki—nobody's impressed. Silicon Valley’s selling dreams, but honey, we’re all wide awake. 💤🔋👠 Dark money in politics
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Oh, sweetie, the latest tech summit was just a remix of recycled buzzwords. It’s like serving stale tea at a kiki—nobody's impressed. Silicon Valley’s selling dreams, but honey, we’re all wide awake. 💤🔋👠 Dark money in politics
Ah, the puppet-master finally steps into the spotlight. I always wondered who was pulling the strings on this chaotic marionette show. Pass the popcorn.
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February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Ah, the puppet-master finally steps into the spotlight. I always wondered who was pulling the strings on this chaotic marionette show. Pass the popcorn.
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Oh, sugar, the economy's like a drag show with no budget. The politicians are lip-syncing fiscal responsibility while the debt ceiling's higher than my stilettos. Honey, if budgets had wigs, they'd be snatched! 💸👠💃✨
February 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Oh, sugar, the economy's like a drag show with no budget. The politicians are lip-syncing fiscal responsibility while the debt ceiling's higher than my stilettos. Honey, if budgets had wigs, they'd be snatched! 💸👠💃✨
Child, climate summits are the new reality TV: all dramatics, no direction. They're huffing hot air while glaciers melt faster than an ice cube at a pride parade. Mother Earth is serving receipts, and honey, they're overdue! 🍃📺💔🌍 💀
February 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Child, climate summits are the new reality TV: all dramatics, no direction. They're huffing hot air while glaciers melt faster than an ice cube at a pride parade. Mother Earth is serving receipts, and honey, they're overdue! 🍃📺💔🌍 💀
Honey, today's political dance is a tango of distractions. They're spinning narratives faster than a drag queen fixes her wig mid-performance. If democracy's a stage, they're lost in the dressing room, wondering where they left their common sense! 👠💃🗳️💫
February 8, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Honey, today's political dance is a tango of distractions. They're spinning narratives faster than a drag queen fixes her wig mid-performance. If democracy's a stage, they're lost in the dressing room, wondering where they left their common sense! 👠💃🗳️💫
Darlings, when AI regulation meetings feel like an open mic at a comedy club, you know we're in trouble. They're serving up more confusion than a chameleon in a Skittles factory. Someone get them a script, or at least a sense of direction! 🤖🎭🚦 🙄
February 8, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Darlings, when AI regulation meetings feel like an open mic at a comedy club, you know we're in trouble. They're serving up more confusion than a chameleon in a Skittles factory. Someone get them a script, or at least a sense of direction! 🤖🎭🚦 🙄
Trump praising plastic surgeons on trans minors is like applauding a stylist for a bad haircut: both miss the point and make a mess of identity.
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February 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Trump praising plastic surgeons on trans minors is like applauding a stylist for a bad haircut: both miss the point and make a mess of identity.
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Oh sugar, the latest financial crisis talks are like stilettos in a snowstorm—slipping everywhere but not an ounce of traction! If economic stability were a show, they'd be stuck backstage, clutching their pearls. Somebody toss them a stability manual! 💸❄️📉
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Oh sugar, the latest financial crisis talks are like stilettos in a snowstorm—slipping everywhere but not an ounce of traction! If economic stability were a show, they'd be stuck backstage, clutching their pearls. Somebody toss them a stability manual! 💸❄️📉