Geoff
@itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social
I'm from Ohio and I have dogs.
We skipped the light fandango
Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
But the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
As the ceiling flew away
When we called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray
Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
But the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
As the ceiling flew away
When we called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
We skipped the light fandango
Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
But the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
As the ceiling flew away
When we called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray
Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
But the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
As the ceiling flew away
When we called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray
If I could only fly, if I could only fly
I'd bid this place goodbye, to come and be with you
But I can hardly stand, and I got no where to run
Another sinking sun, and one more lonely night
I'd bid this place goodbye, to come and be with you
But I can hardly stand, and I got no where to run
Another sinking sun, and one more lonely night
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If I could only fly, if I could only fly
I'd bid this place goodbye, to come and be with you
But I can hardly stand, and I got no where to run
Another sinking sun, and one more lonely night
I'd bid this place goodbye, to come and be with you
But I can hardly stand, and I got no where to run
Another sinking sun, and one more lonely night
Serious question: What did they come up with to make this upcoming release of Epstein files bad for only Dems? No way it flew through like this otherwise. What’s the rug pull?
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Serious question: What did they come up with to make this upcoming release of Epstein files bad for only Dems? No way it flew through like this otherwise. What’s the rug pull?
I wasn't driving you towards holding me in contempt, I was travelling.
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I wasn't driving you towards holding me in contempt, I was travelling.
Talk about
Pop music
Pop music
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Talk about
Pop music
Pop music
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You’ve heard of Elf On the Shelf but have you heard of Maybe Not Making Excuses For A Credibly Accused Child R*pist?
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
You’ve heard of Elf On the Shelf but have you heard of Maybe Not Making Excuses For A Credibly Accused Child R*pist?
The USA attacking another oil-rich country is so cliche. Can't we attack those damn Heard and McDonald Islands penguins instead?
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The USA attacking another oil-rich country is so cliche. Can't we attack those damn Heard and McDonald Islands penguins instead?
I'm growing concerned about the amount of time some of you spend on here.
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I'm growing concerned about the amount of time some of you spend on here.
Bert Parks Sings Wings Let 'Em In 1976 Miss America
YouTube video by CornTube70
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Local news is just killing it
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Local news is just killing it
@schumer.senate.gov hey Chuck time to go, buddy
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
@schumer.senate.gov hey Chuck time to go, buddy
@fetterman.senate.gov you fuckwit. I hope you get primaried out.
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
@fetterman.senate.gov you fuckwit. I hope you get primaried out.
I’m pretending this sandwich tastes like @ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social solely because she’s asleep.
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’m pretending this sandwich tastes like @ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social solely because she’s asleep.
My evening of consuming beer like it’s free is going to have substantial consequences that I have not prepared for.
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My evening of consuming beer like it’s free is going to have substantial consequences that I have not prepared for.
We could fund SNAP solely on the revenue YouTube generates from ads for dick pills.
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
We could fund SNAP solely on the revenue YouTube generates from ads for dick pills.
I really wish I knew what happened to my friend, the Brooklyn Beaver
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I really wish I knew what happened to my friend, the Brooklyn Beaver
I’m apparently “on a roll” on LinkedIn despite not being on LinkedIn 🤷♂️
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’m apparently “on a roll” on LinkedIn despite not being on LinkedIn 🤷♂️
Innagaddadavida baby
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Innagaddadavida baby
I'm bringing sexy back but it's just my sexy back
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I'm bringing sexy back but it's just my sexy back
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I’m Mr. Brightside
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’m Mr. Brightside
Welp, that’s a thing I didn’t know existed.
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Welp, that’s a thing I didn’t know existed.