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AAAAND????
July 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
What’s a perfect album released when you turned 16?

I remember buying Show Your Bones but really waiting for this bad boy:
July 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I sometimes do the extremely 40 yr old white guy thing where I listen to the strokes and imagine I’m a 23 yr old cool guy.
July 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Seriously, they're the worst!
June 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My biggest flex is I don’t have any school loans because I only have an associates degree 🥲
April 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
What’s the “no pos ta cabron” of 2025?
#yavaliomadre
April 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I know 800mg Ibuprofen hates to see me coming
#whatkidneys
March 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Things that set me off 👹
1. Men
2. Men talking to me
3. Weaponized incompetence
4. Men looking at me
5. Adults that infantilize themselves to be “cute”
6. Men breathing
7.Opinions when I need solutions
8. Men that wear hey dudes
a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
media.tenor.com
March 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT ASTEROID?!
March 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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A 3-Time Trump-voting disabled veteran was fired from the IRS, and he said, "A lot of us didn't deserve this."

Which I took to mean that some people DID deserve it.

And yet, he voted for this kind of cruelty but didn't expect it to impact him.

The cruelty was fine for the OTHERS.
March 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Question: when can I take a break from echándole ganas? 😩
February 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
2025 the year of the short kings
#kendrick #mustaaaaard #ross
February 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
maybe rage cleaning while listening to System of a Down will fix me 🥲
February 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My toddler has handled a week of scary fevers, double ear infections, constipation, and congestion with zero complaints … my husband could never 💀
February 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Mitch McConnell: ya párale señor
February 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My mom showing off her “I love my children” jewelry but won’t answer our calls
February 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
One man’s deportation is another man’s debt relief
February 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
✨Spectacular✨ give me 14 of them (amendments)
January 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM