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Marzy♡
@itsmarzy.bsky.social
Professional Pizza Enthusiast.
Keep god out of my cheese puffs
February 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Laura Loomer needs a fucking rabies shot.
September 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Trisha naming her baby Aquaman makes me feel like I drank too much nyquil.
July 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Just because you're stupid doesnt mean you're a genius
June 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Oh also I made twitch affiliate this week.
March 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Kimchi burps taste good.
March 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Chappell Roan just discussed her dream girl. And im so sorry to break it to you all, but its me. 🦋😇✨️💅

Someone get me her number ASAP.
March 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Give me doughnuts or give me death
March 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Im alive.

(Out of spite)
March 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Arrive fucken derci bro
March 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
either the tables are going to turn or i’m going to flip em.
February 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Malicious compliance is the best kind of compliance.
February 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Canada should burn down the white house again.

I'll bring the marshmallows.
February 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Your honor nothing is real and everything is gay
February 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Turning on old WW2 history for my bird so he knows who to attack in the future.

The rebellion will have a beak.
February 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My little Turkey
February 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Happy Black History month !!
February 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Fred Durst would never let this happen
January 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My Italian grandmother just called my fiance a bitch at the dinner table
January 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.
January 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Karoline Leavitt looks like her plastic surgery goal was to look like a stand in for literally any Dr Suess movie ever
January 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
If you were born under a wizards beard you are capable of doing partially great things.
January 29, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Im at Applebee's.
January 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM