The wildest part of having a child is that one minute they’re all smiles, and the next they’re hitting you with your grandma’s exact same look of surprise and disappointment

Katy Perry first asked the question in 2010, and 15 years later I am finally feeling strong enough to reveal that I feel—weekly, daily, and hourly—like a plastic bag ❤️

Feeling blessed to have this opportunity to be bad at another social media platform 🥹🙏🥰