I want to leave Twitter for here, but everything I say here is automatically less funny by like at least two.
September 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I want to leave Twitter for here, but everything I say here is automatically less funny by like at least two.
Reposted by Jonk.
I throw up EVERY. F CKING. DAY. FOR YOU!!!!
September 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I throw up EVERY. F CKING. DAY. FOR YOU!!!!
I've been to the moon the McDonald's menu there fucking sucks
September 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I've been to the moon the McDonald's menu there fucking sucks
I'm so used to being the only jonk on twtr I opened this app up and immeofelt less lonely knowing that jonkytonk is here such a lovely soul
September 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I'm so used to being the only jonk on twtr I opened this app up and immeofelt less lonely knowing that jonkytonk is here such a lovely soul
You want to kill me? Over my dead body.
April 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You want to kill me? Over my dead body.
*Handing flowers to my gf*
These reminded me of you.
In a Georgia O'Keefe way.
These reminded me of you.
In a Georgia O'Keefe way.
April 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
*Handing flowers to my gf*
These reminded me of you.
In a Georgia O'Keefe way.
These reminded me of you.
In a Georgia O'Keefe way.
Yummm eggs and penis sauce for breakfast
April 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Yummm eggs and penis sauce for breakfast
Jonk is back on the menu boys. But not much. Like maybe three servings.
April 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Jonk is back on the menu boys. But not much. Like maybe three servings.
Maybe the modern satanic panic will be worth it if it results in a scene revival in 2040
February 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Maybe the modern satanic panic will be worth it if it results in a scene revival in 2040
Oh, you're a latter-day saint? Name all of Brigham young's wives
February 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Oh, you're a latter-day saint? Name all of Brigham young's wives
Searching zillow for "yawning chasm"
February 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Searching zillow for "yawning chasm"
Jonk is 38% goop by volume.
February 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Jonk is 38% goop by volume.
Why can't I put the diacritics over the ɔ in my name here???? 😭
February 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Why can't I put the diacritics over the ɔ in my name here???? 😭
The nice thing about bluesky is I'm assuming y'all didn't have someone livetweeting their own little ruby ridge on here
February 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The nice thing about bluesky is I'm assuming y'all didn't have someone livetweeting their own little ruby ridge on here
My favorite state is west vagina
February 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My favorite state is west vagina
Why do I feel like we're not allowed to swear here
February 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Why do I feel like we're not allowed to swear here
Stepping back in for a moment for devious reasons
February 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Stepping back in for a moment for devious reasons
In Twitter jail, just for this? Just for driving instructions?
December 31, 2023 at 6:28 AM
In Twitter jail, just for this? Just for driving instructions?
sometimes its time to listen to the flock of seagulls hit i ran (so far away)
December 27, 2023 at 5:30 AM
sometimes its time to listen to the flock of seagulls hit i ran (so far away)
Theremin? What if they're a women?
December 27, 2023 at 5:29 AM
Theremin? What if they're a women?
I eat cans of beer like gushers
December 27, 2023 at 5:28 AM
I eat cans of beer like gushers
Shooting my smoke alarm with a gun
December 27, 2023 at 5:28 AM
Shooting my smoke alarm with a gun
Vitruvian man got too many fucking limbs what the hell
December 27, 2023 at 5:28 AM
Vitruvian man got too many fucking limbs what the hell