i really hope the package thieves didn’t teef my sneakers

what is a pop-up bagel, and why do you all stand in line for it?

…but i won’t. i love the nightlife. i love the boogie. i love free vodka and tasty food and mortgage company-sponsored photo booths

tonight is my first holiday party of the season, and i’m tempted to sleep through that bitch

i guess i should put some effort into to this thing?

well shit, what are yall doin?