Nude Beach Map followed me

this is my Moment 💜
this is the Chance i’ve waited for 💜

what do you call a mayor who’s skilled with a grill?

a burger master burgermeister

gnawing off my own hand [dominant, mind you] until they give us drafts

no hate but isn’t this billboard thing a bit..premature ?
i get listing the best of the [insert decade]’s. best of 20th century makes sense.
but wdym best of the 21st century? is this a quarterly review?

i found a baby picture of the tree that has since compromised the structural integrity of my parents’ back patio

it’s so silly the way i don’t even perceive the chaos i exist in
like only when confronted by really logical alternate ways ppl around me do things do i notice the things i unwittingly tolerate & practice it’s amazing

driving behavior that makes me want to smash all of my teeth out on the steering wheel thread 🧵

adam lambert ❤️

i like watching cars panic reverse down a road the same way i like watching people run with normal clothes on

ok while no one’s here i’ll start tweeting again. is that what it’s called? or something else? am i bluing? omg im bluing. oh god the blue it’s everywhere. it- it won’t… oh my god it won’t stop coming out fuck fuck f