Elizabeth
@itselizabethm.bsky.social
If you hate the planet and fun I’m not for you.
Bit rude of Jesus to make us celebrate his birthday every year when he hasn’t even bothered to show up for over 2000 of them.
December 16, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Bit rude of Jesus to make us celebrate his birthday every year when he hasn’t even bothered to show up for over 2000 of them.
No, I haven’t finished my Christmas shopping. Stop asking.
December 14, 2024 at 10:15 AM
No, I haven’t finished my Christmas shopping. Stop asking.
Come to this or a curse on both your houses.
November 20, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Come to this or a curse on both your houses.
I’m doing a gig at the Ivy Tree in Stockton this Friday 22nd at 7:30.
If you even care.
If you even care.
November 19, 2024 at 6:10 AM
I’m doing a gig at the Ivy Tree in Stockton this Friday 22nd at 7:30.
If you even care.
If you even care.
When I try to show someone that I’m angry but it’s just Marge Simpson’s groan of disapproval.
marge simpson from the simpsons is standing with her arms crossed and looking angry
ALT: marge simpson from the simpsons is standing with her arms crossed and looking angry
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November 17, 2024 at 10:47 AM
When I try to show someone that I’m angry but it’s just Marge Simpson’s groan of disapproval.
If I ever become famous, well done for scrolling far enough down my timeline to find my first post.
November 16, 2024 at 9:14 AM
If I ever become famous, well done for scrolling far enough down my timeline to find my first post.