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Dustin Taylor
@itsdustintaylor.bsky.social
Cleaning as you go whilst cooking is a top-tier feeling, like yes chef save your dishwashing ass some work later
January 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
December 30, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Realizing very quickly that my mantra for 2025 is SUPER DUPER ambiguous 🤨
December 29, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Late again, I see.
Sup Bluesky? Hi I’m Daniel. I write books, love Jar Jar Binks, and have a cat.

Let’s be friends.
December 20, 2024 at 12:01 AM
I will always love The Holiday, but Cameron Diaz reading the entire house-hunting website out loud makes me want to throw a goat out the window
December 18, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Make a #book title edible:

The Bun Also Rises
Make a #book title edible.

I’ll start: Anne of Greene Apples
December 15, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Few things feel as pathetic as having 1/3 - 1/2 your voice and trying to muster enthusiasm when talking to your dog 😑
December 11, 2024 at 9:49 PM
A food-related word you can’t stand that is NOT “moist.” I’ll start:

Morsel

🤢
December 10, 2024 at 1:18 AM
December 8, 2024 at 5:08 AM
This is a baddie checkpoint. Reskeetskeetskeetskeet with a pic where you were a certified baddie
December 8, 2024 at 3:03 AM
A new stuffed animal to snuggle with when you suffer from burnout: OverwhElmo
elmo from sesame street is dancing with a stick in his hand
ALT: elmo from sesame street is dancing with a stick in his hand
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December 6, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Seattle sunrises just slap
December 6, 2024 at 5:31 PM