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Being apart of the 92% feels like a secret society.
February 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Being apart of the 92% feels like a secret society.
This week has been a whirlwind, but the amount of women who kept me on my feet.
I am truly blessed.
I am truly blessed.
February 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This week has been a whirlwind, but the amount of women who kept me on my feet.
I am truly blessed.
I am truly blessed.
I read faster than audiobooks. I stopped an audiobook in order to get to the damn point !!!
December 20, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I read faster than audiobooks. I stopped an audiobook in order to get to the damn point !!!
Im not easily impressed….
A blessing and curse
A blessing and curse
December 13, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Im not easily impressed….
A blessing and curse
A blessing and curse
Someone told me I should recap every Star Wars movie because my explanations make it sound interesting.
December 11, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Someone told me I should recap every Star Wars movie because my explanations make it sound interesting.
This man literally texted me the same shit two days in a row like I wouldn’t realize it.
a woman wearing a pink shirt and a necklace with the word no on it is sitting in a chair .
ALT: a woman wearing a pink shirt and a necklace with the word no on it is sitting in a chair .
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December 9, 2024 at 12:25 AM
This man literally texted me the same shit two days in a row like I wouldn’t realize it.
No depth…..I always pull boring people!! You’re attractive but SO WHAT.
December 9, 2024 at 12:21 AM
No depth…..I always pull boring people!! You’re attractive but SO WHAT.
The bar doesn’t know how to make a gin martini with a twist. They keep recommending a dirty martini. I request what I want. They bring … a dirty martini. I send it back. They send back a shot of gin with a lime in a martini glass. Boy did my grown ass pout my way to a lemon drop martini replacement.
December 7, 2024 at 7:34 PM
The bar doesn’t know how to make a gin martini with a twist. They keep recommending a dirty martini. I request what I want. They bring … a dirty martini. I send it back. They send back a shot of gin with a lime in a martini glass. Boy did my grown ass pout my way to a lemon drop martini replacement.
Pat myself on the back for having so many girl circles. I’m really appreciative 😭😭😭
December 7, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Pat myself on the back for having so many girl circles. I’m really appreciative 😭😭😭
I really loved my life this year. There were moments where people had to pull me from the ledge, but it all worked out.
December 6, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I really loved my life this year. There were moments where people had to pull me from the ledge, but it all worked out.
Today I learned that Mexico gets cold
December 6, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Today I learned that Mexico gets cold
My homegirl doesn’t drink so she keeps passing her shots and drinks to me 😩
And she is about to talk about me to my face in the AM.
And she is about to talk about me to my face in the AM.
December 6, 2024 at 5:38 AM
My homegirl doesn’t drink so she keeps passing her shots and drinks to me 😩
And she is about to talk about me to my face in the AM.
And she is about to talk about me to my face in the AM.
I love being a girl’s girl.
December 6, 2024 at 5:29 AM
I love being a girl’s girl.
There was a point in my date when I knew I would never engage with this person again. He wasn’t bad, but I was deeply under stimulated and bored. I ñ told him this was our last interaction. He laughed. I was dead ass.
December 5, 2024 at 6:10 PM
There was a point in my date when I knew I would never engage with this person again. He wasn’t bad, but I was deeply under stimulated and bored. I ñ told him this was our last interaction. He laughed. I was dead ass.
Bachelorette life is just so blissful
a woman is sitting on a couch clapping her hands .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch clapping her hands .
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December 2, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Bachelorette life is just so blissful
I remember when I was so thirsty for a date. Now I’m avoiding them.
December 2, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I remember when I was so thirsty for a date. Now I’m avoiding them.
Alright, I’m back in Harlem today. I should be happy but I have a date. I just want to lay down uninterrupted 😭😭😭😭😭
December 2, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Alright, I’m back in Harlem today. I should be happy but I have a date. I just want to lay down uninterrupted 😭😭😭😭😭
I wonder if Ariana’s back hurts from carrying that damn production
December 1, 2024 at 5:31 AM
I wonder if Ariana’s back hurts from carrying that damn production
Reposted
Back by popular demand, my 89-year-old cousin, Concheta, from Palmetto, Georgia! What’s the secret to almost 90 years? 🥃
November 30, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Back by popular demand, my 89-year-old cousin, Concheta, from Palmetto, Georgia! What’s the secret to almost 90 years? 🥃
Popping bottles and drinking cosmos and screwdrivers at 9am was not on my bingo card today.
November 29, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Popping bottles and drinking cosmos and screwdrivers at 9am was not on my bingo card today.
Cooking thanksgiving dinner with my mom always re-ups my bachelorette lifeline. Because this is hard!!
November 29, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Cooking thanksgiving dinner with my mom always re-ups my bachelorette lifeline. Because this is hard!!