charlie girard 🏳️⚧️
@itscharlie.bsky.social
Brooklyn-based stand-up comic⬩he/him
threads is just facebook lite mixed with hot ig models trying to have a personality? so far it sucks tbh
July 8, 2023 at 12:21 AM
threads is just facebook lite mixed with hot ig models trying to have a personality? so far it sucks tbh
[trying to sound chill] haha okay the street fireworks have been fun but aren’t you getting sleepy? wow I’m so sleepy!! let’s get you to bed huh??
July 5, 2023 at 2:41 AM
[trying to sound chill] haha okay the street fireworks have been fun but aren’t you getting sleepy? wow I’m so sleepy!! let’s get you to bed huh??
How do I block every weird scripted video of a family where a kid says something kind of pg13 and the adults act incensed but also impressed
July 4, 2023 at 3:56 AM
How do I block every weird scripted video of a family where a kid says something kind of pg13 and the adults act incensed but also impressed
one thing about trans men: we are gonna pose for pics with our tiny dogs
July 4, 2023 at 3:37 AM
one thing about trans men: we are gonna pose for pics with our tiny dogs
I’m sad about twitter, man. Years of building an audience and a community, gone because of one guy. Do we really have to do this every 10 years?
July 2, 2023 at 12:58 AM
I’m sad about twitter, man. Years of building an audience and a community, gone because of one guy. Do we really have to do this every 10 years?
80% of men think they could beat the gerudo in a basketball game
June 30, 2023 at 5:11 PM
80% of men think they could beat the gerudo in a basketball game
I love the music that plays when you’re fighting a hinox in tears of the kingdom. perfect soundtrack for those boys
June 26, 2023 at 8:44 PM
I love the music that plays when you’re fighting a hinox in tears of the kingdom. perfect soundtrack for those boys
just saw a guy with sunglasses on the back of his head. a dying breed
June 25, 2023 at 5:12 PM
just saw a guy with sunglasses on the back of his head. a dying breed
i just learned about a cat named Unskinkable Sam who survived THREE ship sinkings in WWII. THREE
I wonder if he was ever like “maybe I’m bad luck??? is this a me thing?”
I wonder if he was ever like “maybe I’m bad luck??? is this a me thing?”
June 22, 2023 at 4:40 AM
i just learned about a cat named Unskinkable Sam who survived THREE ship sinkings in WWII. THREE
I wonder if he was ever like “maybe I’m bad luck??? is this a me thing?”
I wonder if he was ever like “maybe I’m bad luck??? is this a me thing?”
if I was on that sub I’d be going through my my notes app like “haha this one just says ‘wet mustard’ because those are two funny words together and also mustard already is wet but like you don’t think about it like that”
June 22, 2023 at 3:01 AM
if I was on that sub I’d be going through my my notes app like “haha this one just says ‘wet mustard’ because those are two funny words together and also mustard already is wet but like you don’t think about it like that”
why see the titanic when you can watch the movie? it’s several hours long AND there’s a sex scene
June 22, 2023 at 2:59 AM
why see the titanic when you can watch the movie? it’s several hours long AND there’s a sex scene
guy on my Amtrak just tried to cut the cafe car line saying “but I’m in business class. I spent triple on the ticket” and the cafe car manager said “nope.” I bet the Amtrak workers are pro orca 🙏🏻
June 22, 2023 at 2:46 AM
guy on my Amtrak just tried to cut the cafe car line saying “but I’m in business class. I spent triple on the ticket” and the cafe car manager said “nope.” I bet the Amtrak workers are pro orca 🙏🏻
sometimes I’m like “I pass as straight” but someone just told me “happy pride” and I’m not wearing an ounce of rainbow so I guess not
June 10, 2023 at 11:58 PM
sometimes I’m like “I pass as straight” but someone just told me “happy pride” and I’m not wearing an ounce of rainbow so I guess not
saw a discarded cigarette on the street
June 6, 2023 at 11:18 PM
saw a discarded cigarette on the street
my favorite part of ratatouille is when they do the murder
May 27, 2023 at 3:26 PM
my favorite part of ratatouille is when they do the murder
I’m detransitioning to who I was yesterday
May 27, 2023 at 3:25 PM
I’m detransitioning to who I was yesterday
I’m dogsitting my friend’s busted chihuahua in a few days and I fear I will not be able to give her back because I am already in love
May 13, 2023 at 3:04 PM
I’m dogsitting my friend’s busted chihuahua in a few days and I fear I will not be able to give her back because I am already in love
coming here from twitter feels like at the end of the wizard of oz when he’s floating away in the hot air balloon. no one knows where I am. but I am free
May 13, 2023 at 2:44 AM
coming here from twitter feels like at the end of the wizard of oz when he’s floating away in the hot air balloon. no one knows where I am. but I am free
who are the fun transsexuals over here lemme follow the fun transsexuals
May 13, 2023 at 2:24 AM
who are the fun transsexuals over here lemme follow the fun transsexuals
one thing about zelda is im gonna pick up some sticks and im gonna hit some enemies with those sticks
May 13, 2023 at 2:21 AM
one thing about zelda is im gonna pick up some sticks and im gonna hit some enemies with those sticks
omg me and link both had arm surgery recently we have so much in common
🦾😎👍🏻
🦾😎👍🏻
May 13, 2023 at 1:41 AM
omg me and link both had arm surgery recently we have so much in common
🦾😎👍🏻
🦾😎👍🏻