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he/him. also known as Flex. i like things and make garbage posts (and sometimes content) about them. | pfp from pokémon TCG art
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Hi, I'm Blueshift (also known as Flex), and I'm a Twitter refugee looking to reconnect with past mutuals and make some new friends here, too. Feel free to drop a follow if you're into any of these:

-Halo
-Nintendo in general
-Pokémon
-Minecraft
-Terraria
-Indies
-& more!

Thanks for stoppin' by!
fuck you mississippi lawmakers i can still post on here heehehehehehe
October 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
im fuckin GEEKIN
April 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
whoever at halo studios made this random throwaway promo art for earth day cooked so unnecessarily hard
April 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
had an absolutely insane dream last night that Elon Musk died and the media was convinced he was assassinated by some guy named John Staple. his mugshot was just a pic of a stapler.

turns out, shockingly, he was never assassinated. he actually died from an infection after stapling himself.
April 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
crab dog
April 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
long egg
April 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
if acoustic is the substitute word for autistic does that imply neurotypical people are electric
April 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
chat i'm fucking cooked i got BLACKOUT bruh 😭
April 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
nintendo revealing their new post-tariff price for the switch 2
April 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
frutiger aero hate is so forced it's not even funny
April 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
doing a school visit for work and i walk past this little girl, probably 12 or so.

she's in a FULL full scene getup. blue hair, MCR hoodie, baggy pants, combat boots. she even saw my AC/DC shirt under my jacket and complimented me on it.

the kids'll be alright, i think.
April 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
man discord is really pushing this new game overlay hard as hell

methinks the suits are getting hungrier for more personal data
March 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
just scheduled a day to co-op the Halo 5 campaign with some friends

i'm cooked chat
March 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
fuck it i'm gonna start posting here again
March 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
March 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Reposted by blue
February 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
right after buying a japanese gamecube at frosty i found a CRT at my dad's that despite 15 years of caked on dust still worked perfectly

never kill yourself
January 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
me explaining to the TOs at frosty faustings that getting my ass whooped in games i hardly play is what i wanted, actually
January 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Reposted by blue
what it feels like living in 2025
January 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Now that the Switch 2 has been officially revealed, I think it's safe to say the original Switch is entering the final stages of its life cycle.

I've met so many wonderful people that I hold dear because of the Switch and the games it offered.

Godspeed, little tablet. Godspeed.
January 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
ain't no way the person i ordered this pokemon leafgreen cartridge from had save data with this fucking name
January 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
part of growing up, particularly for boys/men, is realizing that the powerpuff girls was actually sick as hell and that refusing to watch it on account of being a "girl show" is preposterous
December 27, 2024 at 1:27 PM
December 16, 2024 at 8:55 PM
why am i getting recommended people's fucking homework on YT. did i watch one too many casual geographic videos
December 14, 2024 at 10:39 AM
gonna start taking random, non-meme images and putting the ifunny watermark on them solely to cause confusion
December 8, 2024 at 3:03 AM