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Ari
@itsanari.bsky.social
Any pronouns just be nice
Writing (supposedly), Knitting and Crocheting (allegedly), Tabletop Gaming (always on my mind), Art (when the block isn't strangling me), General Gaming (Probably Destiny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯).
Husband: @skaldsgambit
Gender is a performance and I started crying backstage
August 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Oh yeah I never posted, we got a kitten! Samhain and Beltane get along swimmingly and are birds of a feather.
July 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Ehuheheuheeheheueeheue
July 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Man the last 5 minutes of last night were a shitshow.
7:55- someone calls, asking about a book- I let him know I'd check if he didn't mind a quick hold. He said go for it, I find where the book is.
7:56- return to counter with book, reach to phone- he's hung up. Never called back.
July 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Desperately need to reread what I've got of Tombstoker so far so I remember what's been said and done and what needs to happen next but damn im moderately cringing.
I'm not allowed to restart again I just need to power through *then* go do edits.
July 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Nice thing about the nonbinary pride pin I wear is folks who would give me grief over it have no idea what it is, and folks who do know compliment me.
Also folks who would give me grief are too distracted by my afab mustache and apologize for calling me sir
Naw you got it right, & ma'am works too.
July 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Petty level: coworker I don't like said don't read The Color of Magic first so I'm gonna read The Color of Magic first (and not just because it's the one that was gifted to me first)
July 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Assuming I'm not sicker than a dog tomorrow too I think it's a mustache and dress day
July 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I really blinked and 182'd huh
July 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Remembering my high school ex renamed the training program for the robotics club after my father (who he did not like) because the robot was dumb (so as to help teach programming), and I wonder if a group of teens are still calling that thing sTuPiD kArL
June 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
#makeaterriblecomicday2025 out of context d&d (with context in alt text)
June 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Z: Are you fond? Because you're gonna be stuck to the bottom of this pan!

his ass is mine
June 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
talking about Cleo (roommate's cat): miss sweetest angel gramma princess lady
talking about Sam (our cat): *homophobic slurs (complimentary)*
June 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
#outofcontextdnd
'Gotta have a seat* to rizz bitches,'

*a scooter seat
June 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
A: you know who voiced him yeah?
Z: I feel like I should know
A: it's one that we've said 'this is voiced by 'X' isn't it' before a lot,
Z: ... is it Frank Welker?
A: it's Frank Welker-
Z: -i knew it, I thought 'it's Frank Welker, actually no- I always guess Frank there's no way,' but here we are!
June 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Zach and I are finally going through and making a list of all the physical media we have for VHS, DVD, and Blu-Ray.
Why yes, those are my four emotional support copies of Wizard of Oz, thank you for noticing.
June 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Tattoo in less than a week I'm gonna vibrate through the next six days
June 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Cool cool cool cool my manager believes the Biden clone conspiracy theory cool
June 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Thank christ the music for the store refreshed because if I had to hear fucking jesse's girl one more time I was gonna blow a gasket
June 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Reposted by Ari
babe are you ok you've barely touched your unread books
May 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
So apparently I'd never actually seen the '78 Superman movie, and it took an embarrassing 45 minutes into the film to realize that fact,

Which then begs the question, are we doing Superman II tonight?
May 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Reposted by Ari
May 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Okay but gods bless the folks who just bought the 2ft tall rubber chicken that people squeezed *constantly*, we are safe until next truck.
May 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Man, for working at a bookstore i deal with some illiterate fuckin customers.
May 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I love when our parents don't believe us that minimum wage is still $7.25, call us liars, and then go check it for themselves and see we're right, AND still have the gall to be mad at us like it's our fault and not the people they have been voting for since we were kids.
May 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM