Steve
@istevio.bsky.social
Northern, bint, husband, Britney Stan, Neurotic in London.
Anyone’s iPhone alarm not go off again? Turns out Do Not Disturb focus was turned on on a schedule and alarm isn’t on the things allowed for “breakthrough”
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Anyone’s iPhone alarm not go off again? Turns out Do Not Disturb focus was turned on on a schedule and alarm isn’t on the things allowed for “breakthrough”
People fucking STINK on the tube today. Literal death.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
People fucking STINK on the tube today. Literal death.
It finally happened. I forgot to eat lunch. I’m thrilled.
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It finally happened. I forgot to eat lunch. I’m thrilled.
Watching Breaking Dawn: Part 2. Another plot hole.
Zafrina could have just blinded the Volturi like she did Tanya and Kate.
Massacre.
The End.
Zafrina could have just blinded the Volturi like she did Tanya and Kate.
Massacre.
The End.
November 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Watching Breaking Dawn: Part 2. Another plot hole.
Zafrina could have just blinded the Volturi like she did Tanya and Kate.
Massacre.
The End.
Zafrina could have just blinded the Volturi like she did Tanya and Kate.
Massacre.
The End.
That “bye” from Stephen Fry was rooouuggghh. Joe will be next and everyone else is ridiculous. #traitors #celebtraitors #celebritytraitors
October 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
That “bye” from Stephen Fry was rooouuggghh. Joe will be next and everyone else is ridiculous. #traitors #celebtraitors #celebritytraitors
Night out. Already dreading the hangover.
October 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Night out. Already dreading the hangover.
Just went to call Alexa, Jessica. Has it happened? Have I become my nan? The plot twist is that I have no idea who Jessica could be for me to confuse names.
October 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Just went to call Alexa, Jessica. Has it happened? Have I become my nan? The plot twist is that I have no idea who Jessica could be for me to confuse names.
Main character parents on the tube. Hate me but I cannot deal. IMO one of the main reasons kids are little bastards these days.
Entitlement.
Entitlement.
September 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Main character parents on the tube. Hate me but I cannot deal. IMO one of the main reasons kids are little bastards these days.
Entitlement.
Entitlement.
That was the most painful set up of a new phone day I’ve ever had.
September 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
That was the most painful set up of a new phone day I’ve ever had.
I need beard dye. This patch isn’t doing it for me.
August 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I need beard dye. This patch isn’t doing it for me.
Watched an argument next door on the doorbell. All well and good until I touched the microphone button by accident and disturbed the fracas with TV noise consisting of someone saying “BAD ASS BITCH!”. Happy Monday.
August 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Watched an argument next door on the doorbell. All well and good until I touched the microphone button by accident and disturbed the fracas with TV noise consisting of someone saying “BAD ASS BITCH!”. Happy Monday.
Name a better soundtrack for a drunken train journey home
July 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Name a better soundtrack for a drunken train journey home
Started my Elvanse today after 3-4 years of trying to get here. My brain is quiet. Zero overwhelm from the mass of work emails that I have to do before going to Ibiza. I’m getting shit done because I can. I forgot to get lunch rather than it being a programmed routine. This is a revelation.
July 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Started my Elvanse today after 3-4 years of trying to get here. My brain is quiet. Zero overwhelm from the mass of work emails that I have to do before going to Ibiza. I’m getting shit done because I can. I forgot to get lunch rather than it being a programmed routine. This is a revelation.
London is the pits of hell today. This heat is abhorrent and before anyone says that it’s hotter elsewhere, those places are built for heat. We’re built for cold and rain and not every bedroom should double up as an oven.
June 30, 2025 at 9:22 AM
London is the pits of hell today. This heat is abhorrent and before anyone says that it’s hotter elsewhere, those places are built for heat. We’re built for cold and rain and not every bedroom should double up as an oven.
Nothing makes me happier than being awake at 2:47 am on a Sunday night. Fmal.
June 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Nothing makes me happier than being awake at 2:47 am on a Sunday night. Fmal.
I’m absolutely sick of salad
June 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I’m absolutely sick of salad
I can smell Bloody Marys on the tube into work and I’m here for it. Now to work out which diva/genius has them in their water bottle.
June 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I can smell Bloody Marys on the tube into work and I’m here for it. Now to work out which diva/genius has them in their water bottle.
Can we talk about the cost of kitchen bins, please?
June 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Can we talk about the cost of kitchen bins, please?
Time to hide the smart meter again and get the air con cranked. Christ on a bike, the air is thique.
June 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Time to hide the smart meter again and get the air con cranked. Christ on a bike, the air is thique.
I had acupuncture in my arse tonight, so that was a change.
June 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I had acupuncture in my arse tonight, so that was a change.
Autocorrect strikes again. Asked for Bulgaria with the dinner order so I look forward to that. Bulgar was all that was required.
June 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Autocorrect strikes again. Asked for Bulgaria with the dinner order so I look forward to that. Bulgar was all that was required.
In the office and I’ll tell you how I’m doing after Hoopla, not well, bitch.
June 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
In the office and I’ll tell you how I’m doing after Hoopla, not well, bitch.
Pride Month 🏳️🌈
Post your favourite couple
Post your favourite couple
June 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Pride Month 🏳️🌈
Post your favourite couple
Post your favourite couple
Maybe a controversial opinion but #Hoopla -wise:
Heidi deserved a longer set
Erika should’ve been 15 mins
Loreen was not it
Jade should’ve headlined over Ciara
Also,
Kesha - no notes.
Heidi deserved a longer set
Erika should’ve been 15 mins
Loreen was not it
Jade should’ve headlined over Ciara
Also,
Kesha - no notes.
June 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Maybe a controversial opinion but #Hoopla -wise:
Heidi deserved a longer set
Erika should’ve been 15 mins
Loreen was not it
Jade should’ve headlined over Ciara
Also,
Kesha - no notes.
Heidi deserved a longer set
Erika should’ve been 15 mins
Loreen was not it
Jade should’ve headlined over Ciara
Also,
Kesha - no notes.
I got banned from messaging on Instagram this week. Two day ban. For what you might ask? Commenting a quote from a video I saw on instagram.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
May 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I got banned from messaging on Instagram this week. Two day ban. For what you might ask? Commenting a quote from a video I saw on instagram.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.